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24 | nyc |

[JNS @_devJNS]

"how's the job search going?"

me:

[Thanos @Slim_Thanos]

I be getting job rejections at 5 am and applying for more jobs at 8 am

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

NYC is sick bro it starts out cold in the morning then gets to like 70 degrees for an hour then it rains and then by night time it’s 36 degrees and windy bro there’s nothing else like it

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

" wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[₊✧ @cocopixie02]

I’m acc so excited I hope he sings Ghalat Fehmi😣😣

[₊✧ @cocopixie02]

Asim Azhar on the 25th muahahaha

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“Unfortunately after reviewing your application..”

[Miss T💋 @getlikethelma]

“We regret to inform you”

You will regret you informed me😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

We're looking to fill a junior level position with the experience of a senior level position for the salary of an intern

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

We used to write three essays (mind map, first draft AND final draft) in 3 hours for English Paper 3, pls man ✋🏾😭 AI has rotted your brains

[kaitlyn 💌🫧🥂🦋🪩 @kaitlynwoods30]

my question to @ultabeauty is why you would hype up ulta beauty world so much if you knew you were only going to only sell 3000 tickets to the public knowing there’s so many people who wanted to go? But ofc you gave influencers free tickets who already get free PR.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hold up

You’re telling me epidural is not a shot?? 😭

[spicebae @spicebae_]

the way no one will ever be alone with my daughter, like everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done.

[Eyisha Zyer @eyishazyer]

Me: "ChatGPT, are these berries poisonous?"

ChatGPT: "No, these are 100% edible. Excellent for gut health."

Me: "Awesome"

# eats berries .... 60 minutes later

Me: "ChatGPT, I'm in the emergency ward, those berries were poisonous."

ChatGPT: "You're right. They are incredibly poisonous. Would you like me to list 10 other poisonous foods?"

And this, folks, is the current state of AI reliability.

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Pessimistic Persimmon @Kenneth33071904]

Job posting:
$15/hr for masters degree

Burrito menu:
$23 for bean and cheese burrito