Connor Purvis

If you're not smiling, then you're doing it wrong • Joshua 1:9 • #RollBees #RockTown

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Party in the USA will forever be a jam and no one can convince me differently

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@NBTSNG @tarkov Same....

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The agony that is Angel Hernandez’s umpiring has finally come to a close, so what better time to remember his legacy than right now

Some of Angel Hernandez’s worst calls and most iconic moments, a thread🧵

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Monster energy drink and soy sauce

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

I don't care how old I am, nothing will give me as much joy as when I'm home with the windows open and I hear the ice cream truck coming down the street

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

*walks into my boss' office*
Me - "can we have class outside today?"

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Someone at my work smells like the old PlayStation 1 spider man game and I don't know how it feel about it

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

I hate being an adult, I'm just expected to like, have a wisk? Wtf is that

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

Coffee and a cheese stick for breakfast

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

Do you think they serve Cinnamon Toast Crunch at Michelin star restruants?

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

At what age do women no longer have cooties... asking for a friend

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Imagine driving a manual minivan

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

Nothing hits harder than a nice crisp blue Powerade

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

@MarOnYourLine 🧑‍🦯👩‍🦯

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

Ranch on brownies

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@_meagan18 🥰

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Is putting ketchup on a lunch meat sandwich frowned upon? Asking for a friend…

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

@broookeenicolee IT WAS FOR A FRIEND

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You’re never too old to put chips on your sandwich

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

One of the most helpless feelings in the world is when you were a kid and you would accidentally set off the car alarm

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

Just more holes for more jibbitz

[Connor Purvis @CocoPurv]

I feel like crocs are so durable they’d withstand a nuclear blast