wolf blitzer

not the real wolf blitzer

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I am an over educated and under loved woke little left wing twit

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Boutta engage in antisocial behavior after this sound immersion concert

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Spotify what do you think this means

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Spotify day list called “British indie guitar afternoon” and half of it is Fontaines ……… do you know what happened in 1916 and then subsequently in 1921

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Hey twit I’m back

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@agggathadellli I can’t even tell what restaurant I’m at but I’m kind of thinking I may have been a chef all along and different people are my customers but my restaurant just got bought by a food critic who loves my food so now I can retire happily

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LaGuardia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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ever since I was a little girl I wanted to write a thesis on IRA funerals

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sitting in class and half of the people in front of me have chat gpt open on their screens what is wrong with everyone this is harvard please use your own brain

[Mass.gov Fake Tweets @MassGovt]

I love being a citizen of the United States of America, pictured below in its entirety.

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“It’s not like Cambridge, Massachusetts” - Tom on NBC analyzing Yuma Co Arizona

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Gonna make so many jokes tonight!

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Just raynaudsed in 60 degree weather

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Stop saying the term yap, the talking I do is far more prolific

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Walking through Harvard yard at night makes me want to vomit in residual self hatred I never resolved after freshman year

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Ever since I was a young boy I wanted to work in the market as a checkout girl

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@agggathadellli I’m unconvinced

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@agggathadellli This is so good

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I only go to class because my fomo would be too bad if I didn’t go