Cocus

21st Century Hobbit. Straphanger. Media Literacy. Blues & Soul. CRO. Makes actual Dad jokes.

[Cocus @cocus]

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

[Cocus @cocus]

@SelfForCongress for such a giant piece of shit you're a really small little person.

[Cocus @cocus]

@mattgaetz got any carts?

[White Dudes for Harris @dudes4harris]

Proud to unveil the very first ad from #WhiteDudesForHarris! 🎉 We’re coming together to support @KamalaHarris, focusing directly on talking to white dudes about our role in this election. This is just the beginning—we’re showing up, speaking out, and standing for what matters.

[Cocus @cocus]

@JesseBWatters @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz So why did Trump tell him he did a great job at the time?

[White Dudes for Harris @dudes4harris]

Jesse Watters criticizing @Tim_Walz's masculinity is why we organized #WhiteDudesforHarris.

Men like Jesse Watters aren’t born with an instinctive need to obsessively analyze and mock other men. Men like that begin as boys who follow a bad example at school or at home — or maybe watching Fox News over their dad’s shoulder. They are bullied and made to feel they aren’t masculine. They bully other men in a doomed and endless quest to prove they are finally “man enough.”

Guys: We have your back if you want better for today’s boys and for generations to come. We don’t have to let anyone else buy into Jesse Watters’ sad and dangerous idea of what it means to be a man.

If you want to do good — or you just want to do better — we welcome you to join us. There is no better day than today.

Even you, @JesseBWatters,

[Cocus @cocus]

@IsitZachorZack @DPearsonPHL ((Hey)) he's not full of shit, Pearson has been an integral part of my schpucha since 2006. He's a real mensch, a practitioner of Tikun Olam and anything but predatory or opportunistic.

Jumping on someone else's thread to gatekeep on the other hand just feels lazy.

[Cocus @cocus]

You know where to find me now #threads

[Cocus @cocus]

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#googleanalytics Let's do this. https://t.co/apaVNkphIQ

[Cocus @cocus]

I hate these type of posts. https://t.co/i16fo5XGD9

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[Cocus @cocus]

Please consider https://t.co/TTB5uKxrhk

[Cocus @cocus]

When you suddenly lose tracking, but can’t figure out which step is broken.

#cro #experimentation #googleanalytics https://t.co/ZewbEZaAIo

[Cocus @cocus]

Not normally one to post on LinkedIn but I've recently had my first aha moment with #AI and #cro.

Sure, I'd already used GPT to spin up some copy variations or help me unpack some trends from a simple csv. It was cool, but overall I was a bit nonplussed.…https://t.co/MyyTuYHylL

[Mixeli @Pokeli]

"Jean Luc Pikachu"

[Cocus @cocus]

@BradfordPearson Lols in ((5'4"))

[Hannah Stephenson @thestorialist]

OK WHAT IS THAT TAG ON MISS ELAINA'S COLLAR I MUST KNOOOOOOW. (Is #DanielTigerTwitter a thing?)

[Cocus @cocus]

@improvstartrek top ten favorite episodes?

[Matt Mullin @matt_mullin]

@abgutman president james marshall

[low poly animals @lowpolyanimals]

Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing