cod (not a fish)

Husband & Father of 2
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[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

The 3 most valuable skills to have as an adult:

1. Being respectful and non-confrontational
2. Learning basic meal preparation
3. Basic car maintenance (oil change, checking fluids, checking tires)

Life becomes so much easier when you learn these things

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

Presenting the 20 most recognizable Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (HD, full art).

Any arguments are irrelevant. These are THE TWENTY everyone should know.

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@pinksoop No that looks about right. Most normal vehicle tires are gonna run you at least 100.

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

You ever think about how Dark Magician is a total fraud?

His entire flavor text is just one big lie.

Lil bro gets completely Wizardmogged by Cosmo Queen.

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@jonnittiFGC Raising minimum wage won't help you if you already make more than that. In my experience, most bosses won't increase your wage proportionally even if minimum wage goes up. If what you make isn't enough, you have to get a higher paying job/position or a second job

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

The fastest way to lower housing prices in America would be to add a comment section to Zillow.

“Oh, you bought this house in 2021 for $287K at 2.5% interest, did ZERO renovations, and now you want $450K because you painted the kitchen cabinets gray?”

Let the internet bully the housing market back into reality.

[korey bruh @koreybruhyt]

i still think about this tweet every few months this was generational slander

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@brandometry You ain't a really NC enjoyer unless you avoid Henderson at all costs 😭

[Taste of Victory @victory_taste]

Guy who’s played 1 TCG: Yugioh is the best card game ever.

Guy who’s played 500 TCGs: YGO is a broken mess that ends on turn 2 while you sit thru a 15min combo. Play OP, skill rewarding & not just winning a die roll

Guy who’s played 5,000 TCGs: Yugioh is the best card game ever

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.”

“Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.”

“Absolutely not.”

[rhodendron @PhelloRhodesian]

This gets funnier and funnier the more you know about scout

[I will not eat zee bugz @BFrankzetta]

I'm so tired of this bullshit.

Americans used to do all these jobs, hell I used to date a woman who cleaned hotel rooms. my father's friend used to work construction. Hell I worked a couple of summers laying bricks. I'm 40 years old this isn't exactly ancient history.

Americans used to do all these jobs, but then they flooded these field with cheap foreign labor, pushed out the Americans, and now after you push them out you go "What they just do the jobs Americans don't want to do."

And it doesn't end there.

Look whats going on in the trucking industry right now. Trucking was a great way to step up into the middle class, and now that rung of the ladder is being destroyed.

Soon we will be told that trucking is one of those jobs Americans just don't want to do.

And it's not just this sort of blue collar work, look whats happening in the tech industry. We tell an entire generation to go to college, get into tech, learn to code you'll have a great future, and then we pull the rug on them, and replace them with H1Bs.

Coding will eventually become one those jobs that we are told Americans don't want to do at this rate.

It's all bullshit.

[Dictator Class Cruiser @DictatorClass]

Believing that the poor are wholesome chungus victims of society who we need to coddle is a bourgeois liberal luxury belief. No one hates the poor more than other poor people, especially the upwardly mobile former poor. They know exactly why poor people are the way they are

[Mr Neutral Man aka "Howard Marks of REITs” @Mr_Neutral_Man]

Partisan politics aside, the fact that you call the world’s most powerful man a loser to his face and not face risks of criminal charges is one of the greatest achievements of America’s founding fathers

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@TrevorAllenMD Off the dome
Des Voltsgalph
Ryu Ran
White Horned Dragon
Different Dimension Dragon

[qmd @qmdd_]

if you get groomed on ebay thats genuinely on you i dont even care

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@throatslasher3 And if the press people weren't so confrontational, maybe he'd talk more. A fact of life is that you aren't obligated to have patience with people who are actively inflammatory, accusatory, or rude towards you.

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

One of the funniest things about Trump is shit like this. He really just doesn't give af 😂

"Yeah I know what you think of me, let's cut the crap and talk some real business" 😂😂😂

[Capitol Leaks @CapitolLeaks1]

🚨 Funniest. President. EVER!

REPORTER TO ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "Are you affirming you think President Trump is a FASCIST?"

MAMDANI: "I've-"

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "-that's OK. You can just say YES. It's easier than explaining it, I don't mind." *Pats Mamdani on the back*

OMG 😭😭

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

@throatslasher3 Yeah I probably would too with random reporters getting on my nerves. But Mamdami is different, he's charismatic and handsome

[cod (not a fish) @cod_de_la_cod]

When people say they are apolitical, usually means they have strong beliefs they chose to keep private so terminally online shitheads won't witch-hunt them for wrongthink.

You people make every issue a non-negotiable human rights issue and wonder why others elect not to engage

[Haru 🌸 kr/envtuber🐈‍⬛ @Harundaeyo]

Being “apolitical” and “not caring” is a privilege and actually is a stance. You will watch people fight for integrity and to protect rights of the underprivileged and sit on your fence so you can pander to bigots. You, by proxy, are then a bigot. STAND FOR SOMETHING. Ffs.

[Prello @DPrello]

The top 1% made it possible to get anything delivered right to your door within a day. The bottom 1% will steal it off your porch.