Robin

Short term optimist, long term pessimist 🏳️‍🌈(he/they). Better programmer than geohot™️. Rage bait and annoying people instantly blocked.

[Jake Halloran @jakehalloran1]

Absolutely elite safeguards pull

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@gauravsabnis 🤯

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@ponnappa I mean it would be funny if the joke was something that landed. Comedy is an art form, thoda subvert karna padta hain. This was just cringe 🫠

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

shout out to this VC from lightspeed India who was trying so hard to larp AI she had this in her linkedin

[darpan (afk) @darpunn]

Lmao

[Iran Embassy in Tycho Crater @lunarssr]

On Bluesky they’re saying Obama’s speech last night is the fatal blow to the Trump presidency. Really just living in their own little world over there.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

i never even thought lasagna could be soup. maybe i am a bad person

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@gauravsabnis @himganj153 Aren’t they an offshoot of the delhi Farzi cafe? Or so I thought https://t.co/juPLu9lTLy

[Daf @heyimdaf]

Enjoying M&S saying I should buy my drink from them now because I can now take it through security… At the bus and railway station?

[J🩸 @IncroyableSauce]

This is objectively better than it being 23 degrees at 2am

[🗡️😈Drewcifer😈🗡️ @shesamerihann]

1. people don’t introduce people to their friends anymore
2. no house parties because nobody owns a house
3. third spaces have disappeared
4. men have gone super far right which isn’t gonna cut it after the metoo movement exposed so much sexual abuse

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@imnottanmay I am nothing if not authentic

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

Oh also, if you ever wondered why @BhaJaPod calls desi LinkedIn “cringe ki dukaan” I present:

[vinni • 包沁燕 🇵🇸 @glyphclutter]

talking out your arse (pardon) about the noble digestive biscuit when we are in a fibre consumption crisis, couldn’t be me

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

They blamed DEI when it was their conservative uncle who owns a law firm that hires nothing but young attractive women lol

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

Saat samundar ka chutiya bandar, bhag nar*ndar bhag nr*ndar

[komolika @Ichanpyaari]

calling him a chaiwala is classist, so y’all should call him the alleged mastermind behind one of the deadliest episodes of communal violence in independent india

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@GergelyOrosz Alternatively apartotels are a thing tbf

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

@GergelyOrosz The day hotels figure out all you need is a tabletop air fryer and maybe an induction cooktop it’s over for Airbnb

[Robin @codeOfRobin]

No credit cards innit

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

confused as none of these are negative numbers

[Giroux @PeakyGiroux]

Grand Theft Auto has never been so back

[Harm Reduction Casino @HumpA_55]

I get it lmao