Ed Hairy

Gifted napper. Political Chaotic Theory. Chocolate Consumer. Starving Artist. Government Fanatic. TBI. Ventriculomegaly. #FreeTargetedIndividualTeresa2022

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

@JackPosobiec Not the government. They use grooming everyday. To groom American citizens. Including yourself to write this post. #The First Amendment #IStandWithConstitution #Groomers

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I’m flying the spaceship tonight… no one can catch me

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I don’t watch TV. Sometimes I do. But really nothing that matters #stupid5yeargoalquestions

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

@REV_Insulin_Res LIAR. SUGAR IS NOT HARMFUL ITS WHAT RUNS THROUGH MY ARTERIES AND VEINS

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I still don’t care. #nutshot

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

When are taxes due?

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I accepted this along time ago. #AMillionLittleThings #Bandlifewith #Days #AncestryHour #100daysofwalking #CheltenhamFestival #Cin #KeremBuersinVogueMan #AadavalluMeekuJohaarlu #Hearties #6MinFlashCharge

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I’m going to miss chocolate more than my friends this lent season

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

Is this the way to freedom? #FreeTargetedIndividualTeresa2022

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

Some days I just want to take a sh!t on my neighbors front porch because they piss me off. For no reason. They just piss me off. With their judgey stares.

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

Russia hacked my LinkedIn. And now they trying to hack out tweeters. #DAFUNKビーム

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I told him I didn’t wash my hands after using the restroom. The next day we’re dating. #itsreal 🤯😎

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I’m giving up chocolate and lying for lent. I hope I lose a lot of weight and friends

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

Goodbye stomach contents #coffeediet

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

My stomach is about to fall out my butt

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

If he drives a Kia, or used too, he’s still a fagg0t. #STILLHateYouJosh

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

If you like my tweet, I’ll like you as a “thing”

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

My brain be soft peanut butter

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

I miss my linked in 😞 like this, and maybe we can rally to get it back one day! #igotkickedoff #linkedin #tryingtogetajob

[Ed Hairy @codeblack_masta]

Like if you know my as$hole has 7 Butthole hairs on it, you are TOO invested. #toomuch #LeaveTheDoorOpen #creeps