Code Blue Memes

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instead of live-streaming public executions, we should livestream prior auths and peer-to-peers so americans can see who’s really doing the executions

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My hospital had CPR manikin that looked like this and we all refused to do compressions on it because we thought it was possessed

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My NPO patient watching me eat my lunch at the nurses station

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When you’re having a good day and then your patient in room 4 puts on Trump TV

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if my hospital starts streaming Trump TV in the patient rooms, i’m quitting

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the last thing you see before they add protein to the normal saline

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life is so fragile, you think someone is ok, and the next thing you know they’re becoming a CVICU nurse

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how long until the hospital puts ai tracking chips in our work ID’s to make sure we’re only spending 2 minutes with each of our 40 patients

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when someone tries to explain acid-base balance to me

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you ever triage a patient so dumb you have to take a deep breath before responding to them

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nurses over 30 after working a night shift

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this is how I feel listening to every patient in triage

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the moment they start putting protein in the 0.9% i’m out

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if the chat gpt they just put in EPIC doesn’t give me prompts for the best way to get my patient to leave AMA i’m quitting

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if democrats win the election, I’ll give every single American a box of gloves from my hospital

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i’m at the point in my career where not finding parking at my hospital is enough to make me call off

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This is what my call list is like nowadays:

Potential Fraud
Suspected Spam
Suspected Telemarketer
Nursing Supervisor
Suspected Spam

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using my overtime to teach ai how to cry in the storage room

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You can fuck up big time letting someone know you can use the ultrasound to put in IVs

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Shout out to all the trauma teams taking care of people getting kirked on Kirkiversary 🙏