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Hospitals have ‘em state of the art equipment but what I use the most is the silence button

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Drunk patients in the ED be like:

No shoes. No shirt.
And we still get service.

#OnlyPants

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So, if the U.S. have more covid cases than anywhere in the world - shouldn’t we stop asking if someone recently traveled from outside the country? The question now should be: do you live or have recently traveled from America?

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Currently, lots of healthcare providers on IG are suffering from glucomemeogenesis - a condition where one keeps producing sweet memes. . . please send them likes and prayers.

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First sign of a coronavirus downtrending curve is probably the day when we see an abundant stock of TP back on shelves. It’s def an odd inverse correlation among the two variables.

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Would be cool if this on-the-job training about Covid19 provides me with enough CEUs that would last a lifetime.

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“Where is the hotel that medical volunteers have to report to?”

“Motel Sicks.”

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Since the quarantine, i’m suffering from glucomemeogenesis - a condition where one keeps producing sweet memes. . . please send thoughts and prayers.

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These online clothing stores having huge sales but no one will be able to wear them out anyways. . . In for 7 pairs of PJs I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️ #coronawear

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@kellykdavis @WGNNews That’s a crazy long line. Do they have a cut-off?

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COVID-19 testing is available for first responders on the city’s northwest side. First come first serve, max 250 tests per day. This is the line:

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@redgydawedgy you must have mistaken me for my dad. but he's good he's in chicago.