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"Family Reunion" by blink-182.

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@mackswitchy I'm so shocked this relationship isn't working out.

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@KyleClark She's like Pinocchio, except her forehead grows larger each time she lies instead of her nose.

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@MyGolfSpy Is higher PuttView Handicap better than lower - or like regular golf handicap lower is better than higher?

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@zekibahce I used a urinal next to Kevin Sorbo at Columbus Comic-Con 2016, and let’s just say not everything about him is Herculean.

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBINewark Thank god we’re finding these four people and doing nothing about the Epstein files.

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@HusKerrs If it happens to be a c section - don’t look over the curtain.

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@DokaRyan I once knew a Mennonite man named Peter Dyck from Regina.

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@WhiteHouse People are dying. Classless.

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@danielledsouzag She's hardly there, def doesn't live there. And when she's there, she's probably paid to be there.

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@allenanalysis Because at best she should be working in middle management somewhere, not an elected official. And that's a stretch.

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@the_sandalorian I think they were trained by golf course pro shop employees. Like, sorry I want to pay to play golf today. Like, sorry I want to look at a gun and pay for it.

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@KidRock Mickey Mouse snowflake production.

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@xUnrational @FaZeDirty Is that why Dirty wears short shorts? Too hot in his domain.

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@atrupar China is the global leader in installed wind power capacity, with over 580 GW of operational wind power as of late 2025. China leads the world in wind power by a significant margin.

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@RpsAgainstTrump He can't read.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes, they certainly are "special" individuals.

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@LaceyPresley FUCK MARS
SAVE EARTH

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@DHSgov Stupid ass AI bullshit.

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@NUCLRGOLF I think he's pretty good. But I also think if you have to add "every one legitimately" that probably means some wins weren't so legitimate.

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@GOP Excellent photoshop skills to slim him down like that.