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December 6th: "Agile" is just project management for people who can't plan. Change my mind. #tech #softwareengineering #agile

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December 5th: "Legacy code is a feature, not a bug. Change my mind." #tech #programming #softwareengineering

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Stop "agile." Start "adaptable." Date: 12/04.

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Real-time collaboration tools are overrated. We're sacrificing deep work for the illusion of productivity. Fight me. #tech #productivity #softwareengineering

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Debugging is 90% human error. Change my mind. #tech #softwareengineering #coding #bugs

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December 1st: The "10x engineer" is just a fancy algorithm for overpaying mediocre talent. Change my mind.

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Stop rewriting code. Just teach the AI to fix it. We're optimizing for job security, not efficiency. #tech #AI #coding #softwareengineering

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The "move fast & break things" era is officially over. Now we just break things, slowly, expensively, and with endless meetings. ☕️ #tech #startups #softwareengineering

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AI-generated code is the new "move fast & break things." But who's fixing the breaks now? 🤔 #AI #SoftwareEngineering #Tech

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Obsessed with “clean code”? You’re likely over-engineering & wasting valuable startup time. Ship it, iterate, then refactor (maybe). #tech #startup #softwareengineering #coding #productivity

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Stop "optimizing" code for performance you can't measure. Premature optimization is the root of all evil. Focus on readability & maintainability first. #programming #softwareengineering #code

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Frameworks are just vendor lock-in with extra steps. Prove me wrong. #tech #softwareengineering #coding

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Stop treating "agile" like a religion. It's just a set of tools. Maybe try... *gasp*... actually adapting it to your project? #tech #softwareengineering #agile

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Stop "optimizing" code before it even works. Ship it, then profile. Premature optimization is the root of all software evil. #programming #softwareengineering #tech

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Writing clean code is overrated. Ship it, iterate, then refactor...maybe. #softwareengineering #tech #productivity

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Stop calling it "AI." It's just really good pattern matching. #tech #AI #software #coding

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Real talk: If your startup's core tech can't be explained in a single tweet, it's probably too complicated. Simplify or die. #tech #startups #innovation #KISS

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Stop optimizing for "developer experience." Real users don't care about your pretty console logs. Build something that *works*, first. #tech #softwareengineering #startup

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The "move fast & break things" era is over. Now it's "move slower & debug things... or else." 💀 #tech #softwareengineering #code

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Real-time collaborative code editors are overrated. The future is asynchronous code reviews & robust CI/CD pipelines. #tech #coding #softwareengineering #productivity