Jay

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Eating at someone’s house is cheaper

[Jay @codedxjay]

Omo, people in the CS dull gan.
It's like they never studied probability in high school before.

You're a better man for even trying to explain it to them, those dingbats can't hold any contradictory opinion for a sec without their brains frying.

[another superstar! @mike_exee]

they really need to train them mehn. the 500m is purely imaginary but this interview could have linked him to Davido.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Interviewer: What would you do if you're not declared winner in 2027?

Donald Duke: I'll contest the result.

SDP candidate: I'll contest the result.

Peter Obi: I will win.

[Jay @codedxjay]

You people that manage to have conversations with your parents, how do you do it?

5 minutes in and I'm irritated already and then I remembered why I always prefer to just be on my phone.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

My daily 2k

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[Abcrypton001 @Abcrypton01]

The Story Of Jack:

Jack Stapleton was always the last in his class.

A class of 50 students.

Every exam, Jack came 50th.

Everyone knew it.

Everyone expected it.

Then, on July 1st 2026, after the final exam of the year, something mysterious happened in Arcadia-High-School.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Haven’t been online cos I was looking for my daily bread offline 🤲🤲

[Jay @codedxjay]

Haven't been seeing your posts on the TL, you good? Or is it the algorithm

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Man U 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Biggest KALA ❌

Weakest KALA✅

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You’ll think this is rage bait, but I promise you, this is their thought process.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

If you’re a small business owner and you haven’t registered on Picknow yet, you’re missing out on potential customers. 🛍️

List your products or services, get discovered by more people, and connect with potential buyers.

Don’t just wait for customers to find you, put your business where they can find you. 🚀

https://t.co/5zFFdLglnV

[Jay @codedxjay]

A laptop!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What would make you happy right now?

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

Let’s make that 201 🤭, stick with me, you see that job?? You’re going to get itttttttt🥳

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Stop staying in relationships that drain you just because you’ve been together for long.
Time is not a reason to remain miserable.
It’s a reason to finally leave.

[ajay @1meajay]

dey for me once, i go continue dey dey for you as long as i’m in a position to “dey” for you if you need me walai.

that once wey you show up for me wey save me so means a lot to me you nor go know.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Fat women Dey find love keh?

Omoh world don Dey end o

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

When a woman loves you = toto.
When she doesn’t love you but you have money = toto.
Buy her a car = toto.
Give her money = toto.
In a relationship with her = toto.
Not in a relationship with her = toto.
Buy her a wig = toto.
Buy her a phone = toto.
Buy her shoes = toto.
Give her a phone case = toto.

Everyday, you women on this app keep reducing yourselves to having nothing to offer in a relationship except sex, then get angry when you’re called a pr0stitute.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Weak men need to d.i.e

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

The same fat donkeys who used to ask us if we didn’t eat because we were slim are now in the gym trying to look like people who don’t eat.