Hugh J’Buttcrack

You will never find true happiness. What are you gonna do, cry about it?

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

It smells like finger in here

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@FightHaven I thought that was Alex Jones for a sec

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Just did my first 50-50 grind at 30 years old and that shit feels exactly as cool as it looks lmao

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

Freedom by RATM is my favorite thing to warm up on mandolin/tenor guitar. The whole thing is a weird picking pattern groove and a scale.

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@stltoday They should double down and sponsor more trans individuals. Personally, I've loved watching grown men seethe and cry that someone who doesn't dress how they like got their picture on a can of diet bread water.

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@Acyn Show me the green lines on Reagan's Alzheimer's ass while Nancy the Neck was running the free world

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@stltoday That's Virginia's Josh Hawley

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@thatoneguy4269 @unusual_whales Hard agree

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@sobechristopher @CarlosGSmith @RepSkidmore lol. lmao even.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: Not everybody loves NPR. Elon Musk tweeted that it should be defunded. The best way to make NPR go away is for Elon Musk to buy it

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@goodwilltuxedos Depends on how much dirt and water you consume

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

I am not you, I’m barely me.

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

I skateboarded to work while eating a pizza, so if you need me I’ll be in a 90’s Nickelodeon comedy.

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

T-Pain in the Alzheimer’s wing of the nursing home in the future: “Baby girl, what’s my name?”

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

The bartender ran up all excited for me to try this thing he made at home. It was like banana bread, but instead of bread he used bacon (???) 0/10 wtf is wrong with this dude?

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

Rae Sremmurd escorting Bela Fleck out of the No Flecks Zone

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

@krystalwolfy Eben Byers

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

ChatVP

[Tracking Harris From The Left @HarrisTracking]

Kamala Harris on blowback after approving the Willow oil drilling project:

“The concerns are based on what we should all be concerned about, but the solutions have to be and include what we are doing in terms of going forward, in terms of investments”

[Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz]

My guy dresses like if Ellen Degeneres sold coke in the 80’s

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Twitter suit. The tie is composed of micro @elonmusk heads. As it should be.

[Jackie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹 @KaoticLeftist]

Your 17 year old just got a 15 year old pregnant. Sounds like you could use some planned parenting.