Kevin Poorman

Husband, Dad, Problem Solver, Developer, Architect; Benevolent Evil Genius. These are *my* words. #formerlySalesforce

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

Hey @SalesforceDevs I wrote an article on classes and objects. Give it a read? https://t.co/tmw69zCg9y I like to think it’ll be a big help to those just getting started.

[Kate Lessard @SalesforceK8]

A history lesson and chat about ethics with @codefriar at Forcelandia- what’s not to love?!!? @Forcelandia #keepcodeweird #putacloudonit

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

Look I know Chrome is an increasingly bad privacy nightmare, but ... Do you really want to let the company responsible for the Crime against Humanity known as Teams dictate your browser?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

I wish test.startTest() functioned like System.runAs.

Test.startTest(User);
/// as user
Test.stopTest();

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

Hey, everyone, i'd appreciate it if you'd abuse your hundreds of SF logins to upvote this idea: https://t.co/99bLfD7Sa3

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@FishOfPrey - just like to draw your attention to this.
https://t.co/99bLfD7Sa3

Pretty please with sugar on top.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@ahlawat_neha @nakrashraddha for grins and giggles, how about we hypothesize that western civ collapses roughly a year to 18 months from now?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@ahlawat_neha Love your work. Any chance we could get *just the CustomObject* aspect of the metadata api to support wildcards? so that sf project retrieve start -m CustomObject would pull both custom and standard objects?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@jamonholmgren I think I remember seeing a library for AWS serverless that utilized s3 that way.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@RedQueenCoder … we tried like … 7 of the meal kits.
We almost always got rotten produce.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@oleksii_cgs I measure it by how many tail wags my dog gives me.

#eatTheCapitalists.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

I’ve done well for myself through the years. I’ve never been plagued by the blight that is Microsoft anything beyond powerpoint. What is this ‘viva engage’ and why does all the verbiage and marketing make it sound like a cult?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@ch_sz_knapp Only the Sith speak in absolutes…

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@ahlawat_neha @nakrashraddha Omg, really? That’s awesome.

does that mean…. We can haz CustomObject:* before the inevitable collapse of western civilization?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@ahlawat_neha @nakrashraddha Yeah, I’m not calling it a bug. I’m just hoping that after 60 some odd versions of the metadata api, we can find a way to make the metadata api honor wildcards for objects.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

I know her! I taught her Apex!

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

Can we talk about that font?
@SalesforceDevs

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@trikcode ... all. the. time.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

Do I know anyone who does 3d design? I have a part that's conceptually simple, but i'm not good enough at fusion 360 to figure it out.

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

my absolute favorite part of today is when my stupid expensive chair up and broke on me. Armrest just snapped off. Maybe not @humanscale next time. Any BIFL ergo chair models with a head rest?

[Kevin Poorman @codefriar]

@SlackHQ thousand dollar idea.

What if your markdown block could render mermaid diagrams...