Sam

software developer | making things work somehow

[Sam @codelikesam]

@Adult_humorr Acc locked, cant DM - sigma

[Sam @codelikesam]

why she looks like a buffalo?

[Sellysoka @sellysoka]

Men after 100 job rejections:

"Maybe I should just end it."

Women after 100 job rejections:

[Sam @codelikesam]

@venom1s i have a life time free icici credit card with 14.1 lakh limit. I was approach by them for 40 lakh limit last year.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@_sankasm_ same with me.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@nidhiiisharmaaa Yes why not.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@baxnall Stop posting leaked pics.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@ymmmayer and we are earning now so that we can spend it during our old days

[Sam @codelikesam]

@RyanEls4 technically it's a language.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@RumiTweetz varanasi version is not actual production but an ai slop for globetrotter event.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@_sankasm_ indians are known for flexing poverty for a reason.

[Sam @codelikesam]

this is how our indian muslim brothers feel when we make joke about pakistan.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@SakshiSugandhi during my last job change, when i was negotiating with HR re salary, i got a call from the manager who interviewed me and explain me that company needs you but they genuinely don't have budget, they are already offer more than what my reporting manager is getting.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@NehalTndl every time i see kangana i pity on hritik roshan.

[Sam @codelikesam]

only legends get this math.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@ScenefX that's why we will never win oscar.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@baxnall Thanks to Yash's fans tbh.. otherwise RK fans are just busy hyping RK vs RS.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@john77464178 @CineAlpha1 yes. when i watched her in maari i thought she was a side character and kept waiting for the actual heroins entry.

[Sam @codelikesam]

why non verified users are not able to upload and post gifs?

[Sam @codelikesam]

@SaveMenToo_ most of them are ai.

[Sam @codelikesam]

@adityawrte Kajal Bhushan is way to sexy.