Alexander

just a guy learning how to code. 🇺🇸🇩🇪

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@TMZ Literall eugenics lol, this whole thing is fucked.

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@atomosthefirst @dyingscribe Asians can’t have green eyes.

[Bones @Bonescraft_]

Cómo se llama este estilo?

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@McJuggerNuggets You could have said that you and your wife had a miscarriage. Why would you willingly admit this on X of all places??? Bruh I would have taken this to my grave 💀☠️

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Shopping at Blockbuster for a movie night in 1993

[21 @twentyone21___]

GM

pieces of my work

[Khyle. @khyleri]

wait—

[ひっそり柊。 @kifuyuhissori]

おめでと遊戯！
#武藤遊戯誕生祭2026

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Art by Don Lawrence

[むり @murinomiyu_jp]

めちゃくちゃ無慈悲で爆笑した

[Gant Laborde @GantLaborde]

Math jokes time

[ども @saiotoko002]

ティアキンでガンダムに登場する
ギラ･ドーガ(ザクっぽいヤツ)を作りました!
魔物の煮物様:@sumoguri2323 の
飛行型ロボット機構を参考にさせて頂き､
より自由な工作が実現できるようになりました!!

#ゼルダの伝説 #ティアキン #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #ZeldaNotes

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@Dominos_UK GET THEIR ASS!!! 😆🤣😂

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@karomancer Real beautiful place.

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

It really does feel like time is moving in a loop sometimes. 😔

[Alexander @CodeMonkey420]

@PokeDailyPost Chandelure

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.