Amy

i come from the Island of Misfit Toys

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

waking up before 6am for productivity❌

waking up before 6am to be a high achiever❌

waking up before 6am because there is something so undeniably holy in the atmosphere, the earlier the more sacred, you feel aligned with a higher force..to see the sun rising is pure bliss✔️✔️

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

them: you’re so lucky to not have kids

me: that’s not luck it is on purpose

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

This is the graph everyone needs to see for International Workers' Day.

[Gayson Thotdotter @gopissgirl23]

I love unlikable female characters because I am one

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We interrupt your scrolling to bring you the best riverdancer in town. 13/10

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

When your main enemy is “College Kids” it’s time to throw in the towel and accept that you’re a fucking loser

[Trey @treydayway]

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my granddad would just sit in his favorite chair and not do anything but stare in space but now I totally get it

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

The word "friend" shouldn't be tossed around lightly.

"Colleague," "classmate," or "neighbor" are more appropriate for casual acquaintances.

[a n n a @hi_its_annaleah]

me, thinking:

[Nika Solé @withlovesole]

The highest form of art is transforming yourself into the person you were divinely designed to be. Alchemy.

[pocket goddess @sapioslut]

Hopefully my future husband will come find me at the public library or something because I’m never shooting my shot again

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

AMERICAN COLLEGE STUDENTS: you need to rebrand. stop calling it an encampment. call it a settlement. admin will love that shit

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay

[David Crook @StellarInsights]

The Moon finally leaves the dark, emotional waters of Scorpio, and enters the uplifting and enthusiastic fires of Sagittarius, at 6:37 pm PDT tonight.

[a n n a @hi_its_annaleah]

many ppl, when you've been abused & traumatized as a result: "Lean on your community!"

... but what if your community is literally where your abuser(s) continue to belong/reside & are consistently supported/protected/embraced by said community?

is there any space that is safe?

[Doc Johnny Fever🎙 @NikiMarinis]

Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I prefer presidents who don’t want to get away with actual murder.