Bluejay🦋

A feral raccoon who gets far too invested in trash TV—mostly MAFS.

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

Plot twist of the retreat: no drinks were thrown. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[The Chaser @chaser]

From the archive but always relevant:

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@Nichola_Young_ Yes! I guess it would have gone on forever. But, still felt weird. Did Alissa and David get couch time? I can't remember.

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

Wait, did production edit out Grayson & Julia and Rebecca & Steve's couch session? Or did I disassociate? #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@MattJLewisTV @matt_j_lewis OMG. 😂😂😂 That's wild!

[Steph the sarcastic sequin @StephSequin]

The epitome of a girls girl. What an absolute legend. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@MattJLewisTV @matt_j_lewis The satire writes itself. 💀

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

Danny is nothing more than a bell-end. & if you're going to defend this reprehensible nonsense, this is not a safe space. No one deserves to be treated this way. I would suggest bruv reflect on it but we all know he won't. He'll deflect and blame everyone else. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Matt @matt_j_lewis]

Still on the fence about #Danny 🐍? HORRIFIC unseen footage of him talking about #Bec to the crew two days before telling her he was falling in love was just shown on the #MAFS #MAFSAU after show.

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@SueKennedy1410 I cackled at that, too. 😂

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@SueKennedy1410 I saw it come up and I was like, "OOOH. I KNOW THAT HANDLE. AH. SUE IS FAMOUS."

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@LorTal

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

No, because this is honestly—I can't even. Now I'm crying again. Next year will feel strange. Mel's wisdom was everything. 😭🥹 #MAFS

[Steph the sarcastic sequin @StephSequin]

Oh, I’ve just realised this is the last time we’ll see Mel on our screens ☹️. BRB gonna have a little cry cause she looks so beautiful and healthy and I’m sad again 😭

#MAFS #MAFSAU

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@StephSequin The full Bluejay bollocking. 😏

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

Watching After the Reunion & seeing Danny being outed for his gaslighting is fucking ✨️cinema✨️. Bro too cowardly to front up and be held to account. His lack of respect for Bec, & women in general, is putrid. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@JessieWithAnE I did bawl. 🥹

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

Someone has to be cutting onions, because that was some audacity to have me ugly crying at the end of that episode. #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@JessieWithAnE Pictures and video montage.

[Bluejay🦋 @codenamebluejay]

@bighandsmallcat Well damn. 👀