pimpalonian

Here for laughs only.

[gigi⟢ @dollyoons_]

im howlingggg

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

ITS UP!!!!

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

someone needs to do something about these flight prices, my God

[zach @ZachNagel7]

“Luxury apartments” whole time it’s just:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Floyd Norman will receive an honorary Oscar.

He was the first black animator at Disney and had a 65-year run at the studio working on films such as ‘Sleeping Beauty’, ‘The Jungle Book’, ‘Mulan’ and ‘Toy Story 2’.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Why you wrote that letter for Diddy?

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

NEWS: Governor Wes Moore, along with Baltimore’s Mayor Brandon Scott, have overseen an over 40% decrease in homicides in Maryland putting the state on pace for its lowest homicide rate in over 40 years. That’s huge.

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

What’s funny is he says “for the next few days” when Americans would drive this in one shot

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Honestly that was a huge blow for people who worked 2nd/3rd shifts

[Praise @tufpraise]

now are y'all seeing this?!? like REALLY SEEING THIS???

[Akhona @VersatileBeingg]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

There won’t be retirement or healthcare for anyone unless we have some form of socialist or communist revolution, hope that’s clear

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

My dad's first job paid enough to cover rent.

Not half the rent.

All the rent.

One paycheck.

I showed him an apartment listing near me.

$2,100 a month.

Then I showed him the starting salary for the same type of job he had at my age.

He stared at the screen for a second.

Then said:

"That doesn't add up."

Exactly.

[tag @mxdric]

How sweet would it be for the referees to all strike in solidarity and completely fuck up the tournament. Fuck FIFA for allowing this

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

if i cut you off, your success later won't make me regret it. win all you want! you're still not someone i want in my life.

[Fahad Ansari 🇵🇸 (Stop the Gaza genocide) @fahadansari]

I am telling you, every single team should pack up and leave. Stop sportswashing fascism.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[C @fbgcon]

Surely this isn’t on an official government site

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

Aldi food be expired by the time you get the register.

[N 🇵🇸 @aenxdxrr]

what the fuck are you guys watching