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Leap, and the net will appear

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The stench of tequila rifled through the air. Our hero wove through the barrage of peer pressure with the precision of a trained marksman, avoiding calamity and disrepute.

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In Rwanda people eat Jollof in the club

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@Kekirunga I saw you kane this routine

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Today’s traffic is a national crisis

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The best way to dance to Amapiano is to look concerned and unconcerned at the same time

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Sitting in the dentists chair they are removing my wisdom teeth, what a terrible place I’m shaking

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@blondedhomer @bikahs 👀

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I love old people, they have 2 unread messages on WhatsApp and no time for bullshit

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People engulf tequila like whales eating plankton

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It brings me great joy and ecstasy to announce that @Mwanika_j is running for Mayor of Kampala in the 2026 elections.

Together, with your support and encouragement we can make this city great again!

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@Wolves @LFC what are you doing to me

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1. Chinese Interpreter
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2. Sales Representatives
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@callme_amani Oh I thought she was like come get your clothes and bounce, plus I folded them so you feel worse about it 😅 idk

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That Kehlani song of folding clothes… is she chasing the guy or vibing him?

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I’m generally not impressed with the price of cars

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There’s Avocado Toast on Multigrain Wholewheat Bread with Grilled Halloumi topped with Chilli Honey at home

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There is this perfect humming sound in the office that is making it extremely difficult to stay awake 😭