jerry tate

[jerry tate @codenut069]

It’s not my fault I don’t remember you after meeting four times. It’s your fault for not being more memorable.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

@BetOnSportsSBA A cinch game

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@BetOnSportsSBA #SEATTLE

[jerry tate @codenut069]

It is wonderful to be alone.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

@codenut069 a good call by JT

[jerry tate @codenut069]

Christmas is the perfect time for me to show everyone how much I liked my soap on a rope gift.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

If staring at my phone was a sport, this game would be going into overtime.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

10 Things you did not know about Vaginas.
http://t.co/nZb2BfKAUg

[jerry tate @codenut069]

♫ Your nuts roasting on a trash can fire... ♫

[jerry tate @codenut069]

Sometimes I wish I worked in a factory. If I didn't like a coworker I could just accidentally push their fuck face into a vat of molten lead

[jerry tate @codenut069]

I love the weekend. It’s my chance to spend quality time avoiding my family.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

@beege0328 Have a good Birthday and do some knee walking on the floor like I did!

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@mfa6677 @blindcappper those Ebola Fools

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@mfa6677 @blindcappper

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Rule # 1: You can't chase two rabbits at the same time unless you have ONE of them caught in a Hole. Cheers

[jerry tate @codenut069]

Just noticed the typo in my last tweet. Giddammnit.

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I bet it sucked to sing Ring of Fire after Johnny Cash's guitar player died when he fell asleep while smoking a cigarette.

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I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours crying, shit my pants, and fell back asleep while sucking tit.

[jerry tate @codenut069]

There's a new IPad Air 2!
Finally something to take our minds off Ebola.

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Oh this is a Christian-owned business? Good to know. I'd hate to have my tire patched by a devil worshipper.