richardly

I'm simple and I am receiving my treats and my penalties every day

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

no one is stupid enough to get me

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

@greendaygurl__ Hashtags are insanely back for us

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

I think the banana man should have been beheaded on stage

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Every singer is singing the wrong melody in their songs

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

If this is bad I will kill my self

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Arnold Schwarzenegger will return in KING CONAN from director Christopher McQuarrie, with filming set to begin next year.

"Look at the movie by Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven. It will be a lot like that but with extraordinary battles," Schwarzenegger tells website The Arnold Fans.

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

death metal is the solution to all of your problems

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(leaked 911 call I made as my friend was being mauled to death by a chimpanzee) This chimp is bad news

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Arnold Schwarzenegger will return in KING CONAN from director Christopher McQuarrie, with filming set to begin next year.

"Look at the movie by Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven. It will be a lot like that but with extraordinary battles," Schwarzenegger tells website The Arnold Fans.

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

I feel great personal superiority to anyone who’s ever made or been in one of those man on the street “what do you do for a living” or “what song are you listening to” videos. They are all beneath me

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

Just put one of these on my dong tip to open up my wormhole & had one of da fastest urines of my life!! (0.83 sec)

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

Did the movie ever explain why the Fockers were met rather than remain unknown?

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

@PopBase Count Grishnakh snubbed

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

gravel and mulch are natural foes

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

I’m going to listen to powerviolence today

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

@jcardosi Brian is a Writer

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

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[richardly @codeorangebeard]

I will single-handedly stop poptimism through the power of my hatred

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

Glime

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

We can change the world with gambling 🎰

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

Yum….the taste of chocolate candies

[richardly @codeorangebeard]

I’m big boned