The Secret Coder

Professional Software Engineer. Likes marmite, snooker, gin, sweets. Not necessarily in that order.

[Matt @mattjoslin]

Guys, can we please setup a justgiving page for James? The poor bastard only earned £250,000 when he was 19.
#ImaCeleb

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

Only.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

‘Only £40 billion’

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@DuncanBannatyne Bailey McLaren from Golcar in Huddersfield.

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@JohnPlayerNo6 @MenziesGraeme @HandofCarolgees @theJeremyVine @maitlis Yes that’s him. Bailey McLaren.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

The Swedish ambassador. What a gent. https://t.co/VelWtebyVe

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but @JeffBezos' 130-Billion dollars, laid end-to-end, can circle Earth 200 times then reach the Moon & back 15 times then, with what’s left over, circle Earth another 8 times.

[CrowdJustice @CrowdJustice]

“This situation can’t go on” Shadow Secretary for Justice @RichardBurgon encourages MPs to read their copy of @BarristerSecret book and @YLALawyers report #TheLawIsBroken

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@HelloFreshUK hey hello fresh people! I wish there was an option on the weekly delivery to add a basket of fresh fruit! Hook us up!! Thanks SC. Ps the meals and service is great. Keep it up. 🙂

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@BarristerSecret That CPS funding is less than cost of supplying over 75’s with a tv licence!

And innocence tax.

[Lucy Reed @Familoo]

Speechless. Article 6 anyone? https://t.co/IKYN90hCAl

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@J_1187g @SnookerBunny Yep, he’s an angry man. Comes across as very unlikeable indeed.

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

Who is happiest that Ronnie O’Sullivan is out of the #WorldSnookerChampionship ?! #no6thtitle

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I have spent the day away from Twitter, and have returned to several thousand notifications. It’s mostly the same angry, uninformed, badly-spelled hate, fuelled by idiots abroad and enemies of reason at home. I’m tired, so consider this thread my last word on the topic. [THREAD]

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@BarristerSecret @sueperkins Stay strong 💪🏼

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@RaheemKassam It is.

[The Secret Coder @coder_secret]

@freespirited_p @HackneyAbbott Abbott is totally out of her depth. Doubt she’d be competent in the most basic of jobs

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Oh.

It. Is. On.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Outstanding work by @CrimeGirI.

You may have no interest in criminal law, but criminal law may have an interest in you.

And if one dark, unthinkable day it comes for you, you want the system to work.

#TheLawIsBroken https://t.co/cbnxWQWxtT

[Team England @TeamEngland]

And another for the shooting boys. This time it's @DeanBale!! 🥉🙌🏻👏🏻🔫

#TeamAndCountry #GC2018Shooting #GC2018