Coder Dave

As a young lad 100 years ago, I took skool so I can type super fast. Now I make apps for companies that make MILLIONS of dollars while I earn THOUSANDS!

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@mrmikeMTL

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@MyCutsApp It was refreshing to do an app update with absolutely zero AI. Just good ol’ fashioned stack overflow, keyboard smashing, and human suffering 😉

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@cassidoo That’s why my cover letters for jobs now are like: “Dear company, I would really like to work to get paid. Thanks a bunch!” Need to pass that AI Detection Software 😅

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@svpino iOS has blown everyone out is the water 10 years ago 🤩

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@Madisonkanna You’re automatically senior when your complaint threshold reaches 85%

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@reactjs In my house we call them “semi-functional components”

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@sabrinaesaquino Yeah but it wasn’t javascript

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@ninoleb01 @android_fhd 🤣🤣🤣

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@elonmusk *Blades of glory

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@elonmusk Y

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@cassidoo For the reward challenge, you get a night with a CPAP machine

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@dabit3 I ca definitely type much faster on a Mac

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@goth600 Kinda reminds me of Orlando too. Most people don’t realize

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@MyCutsApp Well, it's about time!

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This is definitely going viral. I can’t keep up

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If your manager looks like this, then you’re probably working at the office.

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@andrestaltz If there was ever a story that needed a tldr, this would be it

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@thathenderson Axe store

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@thathenderson I don’t have any axes

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@dan_abramov Ahh, MS Access, how I miss thee… there has never been an easier way to develop a UI