Cody Duoos

60% of the time, I'm sarcastic every time

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

@bonchieredstate Ironic he said cover to cover cuz I can read the front cover and make the judgement it’s false “another testament of Jesu Christ”

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@BasedMikeLee 1) who is the figure on top of your temples?
2) how did Joseph Smith himself describe him?
3) what figure actually in the bible has the same description?

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@twnkiehuntr There were also only 8 teams when he started playing and 14 when he retired. Be serious

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@redsteeze God forbid a dude has a crippling gambling addiction.

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@OldTakesExposed

[JAKE OLIVER ELLENBOGEN @JKBOGEN]

Verse aint going anywhere

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@hellspatisserie They also almost failed the class because they’re used to Mexican Spanish/Mexican slang and not the proper European Spanish taught in said classes

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@Spoon4pres SIR. I’m a Seahawks fan through and through, but don’t you dare disrespect Fitzy like that. JSN can absolutely end his career as greater than Fitz, but to date, it’s not even close

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

Well Coker isn’t white and it’s definitely not Pearsal, so that narrows it down quite a bit

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For the first time since 2001, we don't know who the best white WR in the NFL is.

The crown is up for grabs.

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@jess_ann_pin @EricaMorris7746 Yes, we’re slut shaming you

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@jess_ann_pin @frandalorian So a majority of women disagree

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@todayyearsold You’re not stupid. Dude is just from India and is therefore retarded beyond compare

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@growing_daniel As I’ve always heard: Red touches black, you’re fucked, Jack. Red touches yellow, go say hello!

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@PerkyDongson @tyjeromesburner In this case, the long game is 58 days

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

Imagine the Seahawks winning back to back Super Bowls in their rivals’ home stadiums. This app might explode

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Rams won a Super Bowl with Matthew Stafford in 2021, a game that was played at SoFi Stadium.

Now, with a new contract finalized and coming off an MVP season, they’ll look to win another Super Bowl this year - again at SoFi Stadium.

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

@sadgirlyboss James k Polk at 1 = real ball knower

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

Don’t check, but you gotta open it up to rearrange cuz inevitably they’ve gotten all twisted and rolled up and the outside is dry and the inside is like it was never in the dryer

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

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@anactualwalnut Yeah, but like… what if though???

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@courtneyknill Unopened?? That’s still good

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@courtneyknill Canned food never goes bad. That stuff will be with me til the end of time

[Cody Duoos @codered_91]

@localsweety Standing in my kitchen covered head to toe in baby oil. Does your dad have any information about what to do next?