Alan Joseph

[Alan Joseph @coderunner007]

I am permitted to make etaoin shrdlu Jokes on Twitter...

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Can someone please use math or science to explain what the fuck just happened to the entire month of January?

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

God damn, Sara! Savage.

[Amazon India @amazonIN]

Get creative! Hum it, play it, beat-box it - recreate the #AmazonGreatIndianSale, tune in a video & win a ₹10k GC!
https://t.co/fxL5KxfL5V

[TVF Pitchers @TVFPitchers]

Mitron, jao khol lo apna startup! #StartupIndia

[CNET @CNET]

New record-breaking prime number is mind-bogglingly big at 22 million digits https://t.co/EBjrHgzwlZ

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Such is the life of a sysadmin ... #Linux #Unix #IT #Life #Truth

[Engadget @engadget]

•@Amazon's VP explains how Prime Air delivery drones will work https://t.co/7Mjn8IsP4C

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

How we can make crops survive without water: https://t.co/azCixvA0Qx

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

This strange creature was found in a New Zealand bay - what is it?

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

This Coffee Table is Based on a Scene From 'Inception' — https://t.co/wwvyUKBLPm

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No you don't. Fuck you. https://t.co/u5Y5OlZUgz

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Maybe your dog isn't "lost" at all. Maybe he's roaming the plains, finally free from your drywall prison. Maybe you the one whose lost.

[Flipkart @Flipkart]

Q8) How many sisters does Joey from Friends have? Name all of them. #FlipkartBigTVDays

[Linux @Linux]

RIP Ian Murdock (1973–2015), the founder of Debian project. You'll be missed.

[Nestlé India @NestleIndia]

Watch Fauja Singh,104yr marathon icon's story and salute his spirit to keep running with India #100andRunning.
https://t.co/ki8DOjuumc

[The Verge @verge]

Self-folding material helps the lazy with origami https://t.co/jYX9uFtC7u https://t.co/lCZDC1JUfy

[Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly]

Cool frozen lake in #Himalayas! #YearInSpace