Justin Brown

(Codetwister) Independent Software Developer. Father of 2, Dad of 5.

[Justin Brown @codetwister]

Politics
Religion
Sex

Three topics which, historically, were supposed to be off the table when it came to public discourse, because of the problems the discussion created in society.

These days, it seems like we see Politics, Religion and Sex everywhere...along with problems.

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@JobberNationTV Attending a *sports event* is membership in maga now? Your metaphorical bar for entry is getting pretty low dontcha think?

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@BIG_TRAKAS They had to take them from somewhere else. They wouldn't be able to forge their own steel, with their weakness to fire.

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@Shanemgillis - I figured, hey, why not contribute to making jokes to roast Chelsea Handler...

Chelsea Handler has been run through so much, Planned Parenthood issued her a punch card.

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@liiliith0 @inBest4Ever All beef starts out that way. Trimming the fat is a normal, essential step. After they trim it, the one you posted ends up looking way more like this one.

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@SarahAllisonFl Maybe she should refrain from identifying as a Yugo...

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Lady...
WHY DO YOUR TITTIES CONNECT TO YOUR SPINE?????

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@kevinolearytv The electrical grids in North America did not have the production and supply capacity to feed the planned switch to electric cars. AI Data Centers are even MORE energy hungy, and they suck down a metric fucktonne of water as well.
Water that is in short supply in the USA.

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@elonmusk Yes. By all means, spread out, but it's also important to realise this:
If we have the technology to make other worlds habitable, and we can actually thrive there, then we have the technology to FIX the planet we currently occupy.
We just have to get out of our own way.

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@brandilwells Interdimensional Plasma-based lifeforms.

Any sufficiently advanced technological society can be mistaken for gods. Or magicians.

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@BoomerDivvies The decision depends on a persons age, and how long they expect to live...
Yeah..It really is that simple.

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@RepJackKimble Shut up, bitch!
As if you don't realise you're barking at people who make 80% less than you for working 300 days a year, right?
Again...Shut up, Bitch!

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@ameliarenataa_ False.
Not one drop was wasted.
Note where he is standing, where the water came from, and where it ends up.

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@RosieRocks28 See, the thing is...They actually can't.
See, we live in a Constitutional Democracy, which has rules. Rules which Alberta agreed to. Rules that are binding. They must follow those rules.
So no, they can't just vote themselves off the island.

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@abdullah_1027 @M_A_X_S It's called discrimination. She also put her hands on both of them, which is called assault.
She can expect a stern talking to from a judge and a heavy financial penalty.

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@TatyanaB8787 @elonmusk @tckoolaid3030 "Invested" is a generic term.
Investment to turn a profit, and investment to take some % of ownership and control are not the same thing.

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@elonmusk You stole an idea for how to extract Bitumen from Sand - from a 15 year old kid - in 1991, in Ontario, Canada. When you were a University student.

And you still haven't paid him a cent, or even made an offer.

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@carfo @XFreeze I'll score that post a 1/10 due to OPs poor reading comprehension skills.
You got the company names right...but that's all.

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@FightStorage With that performance, the kid might have a future in playing Euro football...