jon christopher

[jon christopher @codex_simplex]

@fjamie013 That’s metal! Nice work.

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@pigletish @dog_rates Aurora Borkealis

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.@CCCinSD I unlocked $40 Rush tickets for Moulin Rouge on @TodayTix! https://t.co/AfkuPU8m8C

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@theshellsd , can we bring chairs for let it be tonight?

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@BerdaPerfect Scam

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Hear me out...Phantom of the Opera starring Justin Bieber.

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@accio_coffee Was it "Home on the Barbie Girl" or "Barbie Girl on the Range"? Inquiring minds want to know.

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@Shutterfly Not your fault really, but how about facial recognition & sentiment analysis or, training ML models to detect a bunch of people in black standing around a hole in the ground or something.

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Hi @Shutterfly, I'm *so* glad you thought I'd like to relive the memories of my sister's funeral from a year ago. Thanks! And yes, a mug with my mother's tear-stained face *would* make the perfect gift!

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@BeauTFC That horse is wearing a mask. I have no way of verifying if that is your horse or not. Sorry, no ivermectin for you.

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@BrettKelman WTAF?

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Hey @pedronis, you may be interested to know that this post of yours from *17 years ago* helped me solve a problem I encountered *today*! https://t.co/uU76V30V6E

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@biochemprof @UTAShorthorn What’s your etsy store called? Thankfully, my son takes after my mom!

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@biochemprof @UTAShorthorn That’s awesome, Clay. I got my musical talent from my mom who can play anything and sing like a bird *and* my dad who has trouble playing the radio. Makes for a disappointing mix.

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@NathanFillion Are you sure that's not a deadness test?

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@DaBoy It's pretty simple, really: https://t.co/JYB5of4k9r

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@Venew_Live You guys are funny...even your support link doesn't work.
Pro-tip: it's case-sensitive: https://t.co/4YBJAauYIS.

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@Venew_Live Wow...just wow. Login blocked by CORS.

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Web developers: @Venew_Live will be hiring soon. Must have working knowledge of CORS.

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@milissaobara @dog_feelings @dogfather @dog_rates That's awesome! How old is Jack? I keep wondering if my Callie will ever find a stuffed toy that she loves, but not loves to death.