Codie Cumiskey

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Talking to a guy on tinder he asks if I have a 1a I say yes and he says “I don’t have mine yet but I am looking at a project truck any chance you would want to drive it home for me” Might be the first girl to make money on tinder and still have my dad proud of me in the morning!

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

@SydMcEvoy Um yeah....... call yo bestie more!!! ❤️

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Pen after one day of me trying to do some social distancing 🐶💭”is this crazy b**ch seriously still talking”

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

If I am ever late for anything it’s not cause I had anything else going on. No matter the excuse I give you just know the real reason is I got sidetracked by my dog, one to many times. #honesty #puptime

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

After our weekend workshop with a director for our dinner theatre the main note I got was I need to learn to “walk more like a lady and less like a farmer” #MakesSense #SwingThoseHips

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Coco (grandpa): ugh if you’re going to come out here and annoy me I hope you at least brought work clothes so you can make yourself useful. Me: you’re lucky you’re such an old fart that I am worried you’d shatter a hip out there alone or I wouldn’t take that. #grumpyoldpeople

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Me living at mom and dad’s. “Mom this expired yesterday I am throwing it out.” Me living on my own. “Mom how far past the expiration date can I go before this will kill me?” #adulting

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

My cousin took me to what must have been a pretty authentic Japanese restaurant in Kelowna yesterday cause when she told our waiter I was visiting her from Saskatchewan he looks at me and goes “Oh! Welcome to Canada!” #dying #DontLaugh

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Definitely thankful for my Sask plate driving through The Pass today. Not cause people would have been any less pissed but at least they probably understood. #SlowGoing #SorryNotFromHere

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Tell my grandparents and bro (Max) about going around Canada with just a tent and my truck grandparents “that’s probably not very safe especially as a female by yourself” Max (dead serious)“I would hate to see what happens to the poor sucker that crawls in with her!” #heknows 😂

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

I go on a date. Dad”how was it” Me”meh he’s pretty immature” Dad”they all are till they meet the right girl to bring them out of that” Me (already looking at dogs on kijiji)”that ain’t my job! Think I’m good!” Dad 🙄

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Dad (all proud):I have been eating strictly vegan I’m getting healthy! Me: I bet you’ve had meat in the last 2 days. Dad(smiling):Yeah. Mom:What! Dad:Max and I snuck to the smorg and I kinda had bacon..and ribs..and sausage..but I didn’t have any of the chicken!

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

So fun being the only girl on your work crew and still being the least sensitive one out here #NoSoul

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

@Price5678 Come with! You are probably a better conversationalist than my dog! Lol

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Me: Think I’ll get a truck box tent and just drive around Canada for awhile. Dad: I really don’t like that. You sure you can survive on the road alone. Me:Yeah I think I’ll be fine. #OverProtectiveDad

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Me: It’s way to hot I am so sick of summer! Why won’t it hurry up and snow? Mom: I can make us a pail of pina colada after work if that would help. And that my friends is why my mom is the best mom! #YesItWillHelp

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Apparently the key to work with 10 guys for 6 weeks on the pipeline is fear. Fear of setting off the snap show bitch. #AlwaysOnTheEdge #HomeTime

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Girls always worry about turning into their mothers but I am way too angry of a person to worry about that. My dad on the other hand........ I am turning into my dad..... dumb ass!

[Codie Cumiskey @codie7up]

Just keep smiling and nodding, even when your eyes are telling everyone to fuck off. 😁 #fakeittillyoumakeit