Codie Milford

Broadway Bartender. Dog dad. Singer/songwriter. “hyperfixate” streaming now. 🎵 🎤

[Codie Milford @codiemilford]

God the intrusive thoughts are *running* out of my mouth today.

Woman: “Six dollars for water? Are you insane?”

Me: “Clinically. Next guest”

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[lyns @taromantou]

it’s 33 degrees out and i just saw a man fan himself and then fan the little bird on the ground next to him like this⬇️

[lainy 💙 lightleadingme @xy_andzee]

no thoughts, just Jennifer Simard singing this particular part of Toxic

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[C_Nicholle_ @DeborahVance_LV]

Happy Pride Month!

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦‍♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It would take far more than a month to honor the contributions of queer and transgender New Yorkers.

From the Cercle Hermaphroditos in 1895, the first trans advocacy group in the United States, to the drag balls of the Harlem Renaissance, to the Stonewall uprising, to the Lesbian Herstory Archives, to ACT UP!, founded in 1987 as queer people fought for their lives while the Reagan administration looked away, New York City's history has long been shaped by queer and trans New Yorkers.

To all our queer and trans neighbors: you deserve a City where you can afford to live safely, openly, and joyfully.

Happy Pride, New York City.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[ali👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @scissorsapphic8]

Me once the clock strikes 12:00 tonight

[Hania T. Mumtaz @haniainabox]

The Pope is a great example of the idea that cruelty is actually dumb and that kindness and openness come from intelligence. A great juxtaposition to the (techno)fascists of our time. It takes a mind to create a better world, it takes zero to destroy it.

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[Jacob Shamsian ⚖️ @JayShams]

New York City is a marvel of innovation, attracting the greatest minds in engineering. For example, the MTA decided it wanted to build the slowest elevator on Earth, and they made it happen on Lex & 63rd.

[Codie Milford @codiemilford]

@roncanimoph found this when I needed to tonight, thank ya. are you on insta? I wanna share it and give proper credit

[Ron Canimo @roncanimoph]

begin again.

[abymael @abymaelx]

Como um vídeo de uma pessoa procurando seu chinelo pode ser tão bom? 🗣️

[໊ @soysabil]

sorry if i’m on edge, my brain keeps inventing scenarios designed specifically to upset me

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned