Codie Smith

Graphic designer. Photographer. Traveler. Pyrotech. Motorcyclist. Investor. Pilot. Maker. Citizen of the planet. Christ follower.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@PapaJohns lifelong customer here, who feels like he is being punished for his loyalty. The new #papadough rewards are a joke. I earn $4 on an order, but can spend a max of $2. You realize that math doesn’t work, right? I’ll never be able to spend the rewards I earn. Why stay?

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

Hey @MODPizza, I’m sooo sad you took away my ricotta. It was a pain to scoop, but each bite with that delicious gooey goodness was my fave. Taco Bell uses a caulk gun for their sour cream. What about a ricotta gun? You’d be famous, and I’d be happy.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@TexasTribune By recommending vouchers, they show themselves to be the very enemy they claim to fight.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@TexasTribune “A general diffusion of knowledge being essential to the preservation of the liberties and rights of the people, it shall be the duty of the Legislature of the State to establish and make suitable provision for the support… an efficient system of public free schools” - TX Const

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@40AcresBuilt @chrissadeghi @HEB FEMA coordinates with @HEB — When the US federal government knows HEB is coming to disaster zone, they know they don't have to show up. When covid shut down the world, HEB was a full year ahead of any public entity NATIONWIDE in planning and response. They take care of people.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@Enterprise, your website has a glitch and wouldn't let me past the final screen of my reservation. Tried so many times in so many ways, but your site wouldn't accept the info I kept entering. Gave my $700 to @Hertz instead.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@GregAbbott_TX This tweet will literally kill people. Biology doesn't care about policy. Be smart, please. Be smart.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

Hey @harleydavidson, the Street Glide’s squishy phone holder needs some rethinking. This is precisely what happens when an iPhone hits asphalt at 76 mph while playing Mötley Crüe’s Kickstart My Heart.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@cvotrades Agree on the $0.74 retest. Hoping we're out of this Wyckoff trough before it hits $0.40 again.

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If you had 10 songs to introduce a new listener to @tmbg, what would be on that #playlist? #theymightbegiants

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@BonechalkBard @tmbg Perfectly placed ear worm

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

Hey @sonicdrivein, constructive feedback: Whatever focus group told to shift away from mustard must really like the #Whopper. I’ll go to @BurgerKing when I want your new flavor combo. You’ve intro’d a cognitive speed bump that will deter some ppl from visiting. 😕

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@ForwardIsGood Buy more $matic?

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@MrsMertlich @elonmusk Also the man who makes me lose the actual price of one of his cars every time he tweets his nonsense. Gotta say, my respect for his work is wearing pretty thin.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@goingngoing2 @Twitter I kept thinking SURELY @twitter or the #SEC could slap wrist like they did when he was found guilty of manipulating the stock market. But this is the wild, wild west of #crypto. Let’s see if that dark and scary #Anonymous video has any impact. $matic $eth $btc

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@benjamincowen Just a popularity contest here (and that’s okay!), since it’s not really an equal comparison of technology. For immediate and robust utility, $matic gets my vote all day long.

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

So what’s the lesson? The #crypto market is buoyant! Without undue interference, prices WILL rise. @elonmusk has a limited number of silver bullets before he is collectively swept under the rug. One day the market will be bigger than any one person. #hodl $eth $matic $btc

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@eukch You mean the #elon dip??

[Codie Smith @codiesmith]

@cryptolimbo And then came @elonmusk with a flaming bag of poo for each of our doorsteps.