Code Monkey

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Jesus owns snowflakes.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Apologies are only accepted in the form of tacos.
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[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Can she do math in public?
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Maybe she's racist against cheese.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

If you die and go to Texas, you're deader.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

It's blood juice not sweat.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

We are mixing chocolate and peanut butter, and it's not delicious.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

You can't put something this sweet in something that sour.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Need a place to rehome my pet husband.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

How an IT architect watches a demo.
#hgConnect4

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

I'm a robot. I don't show emotion.
~Christofer Peterson
@ChristoferFrost #hgConnect4

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Code: It's not meant for humans to read.
~Christofer Peterson
#hgConnect4 @ChristoferFrost @SpokenGems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Glitter is craft herpes; once you get it, on you it will never go away.

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

My Donald Trump shirt is on the floor.

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

She'd be hot if she was in one of those exotic circuses.
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Shut your word whole.
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[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Lucky was no longer servicing other chickens.
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[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Kangaroos are angry animals. Why would you want to eat an animal that is angry all the time?
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

I'm hungry. My blood sugar is low, and I'm starting to feel "harngry".
#spokengems

[Code Monkey @codinginprod]

Is the juice worth the sqeeze?
#spokengems