Ovie Arthur

I’m Godson Arthur, a professional web developer/designer and SEO specialist based in Lagos. I help businesses grow their online presence and build ref system

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

I’m Godson Arthur, a professional web developer and SEO specialist based in Lagos. I help businesses grow their online presence through affordable website design (starting from ₦200,000 for 30GB hosting), search engine optimization, and smart referral systems that generate free

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

@kudisms Do you guys have API I can use for automation in business?

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

You just reminded me of devil may cry last year, they were shooting this motherfucker Dante and all of a sudden he joins them in shooting and asks "what the hell are we shooting at?" 😂

[Mhista prestige🇪🇸 @wisdommark49]

Where we been dey live thief been dey worry for area so our compound people do meeting say If thief come make all the men burst out from their rooms and we plenty. One night thief come o, na so men burst out they shout where the thief with weapons for hand, them begin find thief

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Headway needs to calm down with it's fraud, the competition just started yesterday and someone has already gotten $1 million from $10,000 😂😂😂. Be like say na 10th place I'll aim for

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

I did that for break and retest, woke up the next morning to check phone and went back to bed and didn't get up till 6:00pm 😭😭

[hikari 光 @MydailyTrades_]

You see those traders that set limit and go to bed fear them 😅

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Please how do we make sure Whatsapp doesn't try it, I'm not in the mood for this 😒😒

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Ever considered making online comics cuz you're really good at this stuff

[Chi_FX 📊📈💎 @Chi_xauusd]

I've been at the bank since morning trying to resolve an issue.

So, my dad’s former nwaboi called me one time and told me about a piece of land in Imo State. I traveled all the way to Owerri to inspect it, and everything checked out, legit deal.

Most of my big transactions are usually in USDT, but these people wanted naira. Obviously 🤷🏻
My access app wasn’t working that day, so I asked him to make the transfer.
Finally visited Access Bank today, withdrew the money, and transferred it back to him.

The cashier looked at my account, saw the transaction history, and asked me calmly,
“Asa, what do you do for a living?”

I smiled and replied confidently,
“I’m a gold digger.”

He looked at me and said,
“Obviously 😏”

😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

The second cashier quickly jumped in,
“She’s joking with you.”

I said,
“I’m not joking o. I’m a real gold digger. I trade gold.”

He asked,
“Like Forex?”

I said,
“Yes.”

He paused, then hit me with,
“Hmmm… are you Sabi Girl?”

I replied,
“No 😂😂, I’m ChiFX.”

I opened my trading app and showed them some of my recent trades. They couldn’t believe the numbers, the profits looked too good to be real.

Then one turned to his colleague and said,
“Oboy, we go learn this Forex o. ChiFX, please drop your contact. We need mentorship 😂”

Me, I was just laughing inside my mind because I know they’ll definitely regret that decision 😭😭😭

FX is not for the weak.

And all this conversation didn’t even pass 10 minutes because, of course, other customers were waiting in the queue.

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Women don't set rules for the rich, only the poor and middle class

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

When my aunt left her husband, my dad (her uncle) called her and begged her to reconsider.

“Uncle, I caught my husband cheating. That’s one thing I can never tolerate.”

“He has apologized,” my dad said.
“He even called all of us to beg you. Please, give him a second chance.”

She refused.

She left quietly… without telling anyone.

Seven years later…

She’s getting married this weekend.

As a third wife.

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

to blame

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Since when did this stereotype start God abeg. Women go to church after graduating nursing school that they see job after how many years studying only for people to start stereotyping them as whores. If nurses become scarce, you and others with the same mentality have yourselves

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Yeah now I definitely understand those guys hatred for white south Africans. Even the British didn't think of this

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

South Africa had a secret government program called Project Coast.

Its job was to KILL Black people.

Not with bullets. With science.

A cardiologist named Wouter Basson ran it. His nickname was Dr. Death.

His team built umbrellas that fired poison pellets.

Screwdrivers with hidden syringes. Beer cans laced with anthrax. Envelopes that killed when you opened them.

They drugged SWAPO prisoners. Then pushed them out of planes over the ocean.

They tried to develop a bacteria that would only kill Black people. Their own surgeon-general called it "the most important project for the country."

They hung a baboon fetus outside Desmond Tutu's house. As a warning.

They produced tons of ecstasy and mandrax. Then sold it into Black communities to fund the operation.

Israel helped build it. The US and UK knew.

When apartheid ended Basson was charged with 67 crimes including 229 murders.

He was acquitted on every charge.

He went back to practicing medicine.

As of 2021 he was still working at a hospital in the Western Cape.

💀🇿🇦

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

@jamalfarida41 @sidney_sbm My love, yes it's called incest or did you mean brotherly love 😭😭

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

You just reminded me of an anime; "saga of Tanya the evil". Dude was a ruthless business man he didn't believe in God so when he died and was to be reincarnated, God trolled him by making him not just reborn to a world filled with war but as a woman 😂😂

[Oku @oku_yungx]

For every time i come to this world, may the universe bring me as a Man.

My job is to penetrate not someone penetrating me 💀

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

@Chi_xauusd Me and my Vaseline/lotion are proud of you, please post 😋

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

This could be true or the guy just used reversed psychology to stop students from clogging up the toilet with used condoms

[Chi_FX 📊📈💎 @Chi_xauusd]

Guys, pls take note.
Back in my uni days in Awka, there was this white hostel near my lodge. Rumor had it the landlord was an oboni man. They said whenever students flushed used condoms, there's a snake in the suckaway that swallows it. A supposed spiritual snake I guess 🤷🏼 that’s how he stayed rich and relevant.

When the rumor started spreading, most students stopped flushing their used condoms, and some even moved out entirely.

Pls always be mindful of the environment you see yourself. Ask questions.

End!

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

I thought you were a child of God, where did you watch that from 😂😂

[Chi_FX 📊📈💎 @Chi_xauusd]

@heis_fede You're lucky they ask you to leave and not sleep on the same bed with her, pretend to be asleep while someone else fvck your wife. Imagine hearing two adult moan but you can't even wake up 😂😂

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

@notmystorybut @official_papson More like the relationship 😂

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

I wanted him to put "yes according to @Symply_Tacha we are" let them know the retarded imbecile that started it @Wizarab10

[😶‍🌫️ @vdo001]

Bro sacrificed us all to win 😂😂😂

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Thank you @Wizarab10 and @itsSh0la . Some simp men won't grasp the stupid thing women say here until it's men that said. Let's see how they react

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

@Chi_xauusd The lesson is not to stop helping people but to keep helping people while setting boundaries. I'm glad your mum mentioned that. The evil of one person should not be used to judge everyone you come across

[Ovie Arthur @Codingmaster9]

Peace of mind and reciprocacy. The body is just a bonus

[Chi_FX 📊📈💎 @Chi_xauusd]

Her boyfriend cheated on her… what do men really want??