cody

Two Tim Allens; one’s a toy

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

Leading up to Presidents' Day, I'd like to give a
shout out to the last president to keep America out of foreign battles.
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Herbert Hoover

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

Sad to report that the sun has come up today. Damn

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

You guys Antonio Brown is in my driveway what do I do.

[AB @AB84]

Super Gremlin 🤙🏽

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The finger game

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU

[cody @cody_geidel]

@MountainDew 122 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Randomly choosing anyone who retweets this to give me $1,000. Must be following me. Will provide screenshots for proof!

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

One giant leap for mankind

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

They can make video of you saying things from a single photograph. I feel like the water just dramatically pulled back from the shore and we’re about to experience a tsunami of fake shit.

[cody @cody_geidel]

@BlasFresh I was in denial😭😭😭

[cody @cody_geidel]

The Fushigi was the biggest scam of the 2000’s

[Dave @sheepfilms]

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

[cody @cody_geidel]

@JameyMik10 @J_murphy25 The people of twitter are just not educated enough on the subject

[cody @cody_geidel]

@KK28xk @buffalobills @espn I know espn gave me a heart attack

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

its classic not old

[Mac @MacMiller]

have no fear, there are reasons for everything and methods to the madness. we listening to Prince all day.