John Lemon

not really

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Easily one of the best sample chop of all time

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[55 @kamiljr49]

i grew up in a family that would get in fights then ignore each other and an hour later be "perfectly fine" and act like nothing happened, sry if i struggle telling you how i feel

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[Rice President Thomas Cruise @mollypilled]

Showing my barber beheading videos and asking if he can do that

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Plato gets banned from Ikea

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Off the smirnoff ice talking like Coach from left 4 dead 2

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[manuel @manwelllb_]

trying to live life while actively getting over something that kinda destroyed you

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

Why is the best guitar riff ever in a song about selling microwave ovens

[jenny @_Jennyparra_]

at least i’m single just in time for summer (i lowkey just lost the loml)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.