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can i offer you an egg in this trying time? t(-_-t) •certified idiot

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It’s called a moving WALKWAY, not a moving stopwalkingyourlazyassway

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If you camp the left lane, you’re a scumbag

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@LegendaryFoods1 mold?

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I’ll start taking pics and videos when I can but for now if your a newer ford 150 driver in bdale and acted like you wanted to fight someone while driving tonight… hit me up

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I redownloaded twitter so I can start calling people out on their terrible driving

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Shame on @CircleKStores for raising the price of @DrinkAriZona

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Calibu Maple

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The way catchers frame pitches these days is hilarious. Who you fooling with that 3ft difference

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I swam in the Atlantic Ocean today

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@golfcourses101

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Yesterday, this was a conspiracy theory.

Today, it’s a headline.

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“All the people I grew up with, they have real jobs, kids they loved, families, but it didn’t do me any good to compare myself to ‘em… the people who figure their shit out right away are boring. The late bloomers? We make the world go round”

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Bees are dying from the heat, they’re evaporating, they ejaculate & they’re whole body blows up

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Dirty heads and lupe fiasco tmrw night, who’s in?

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@worldmkakes Where you goin

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Chicken tendy!!!

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@worldmkakes Negative, next month

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Idec that I just paid $24 to have $10 worth of food delivered to me. I’m out here living my life

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I’m worried about the war of 1812, I’m worried about the solar system

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Pure, is one of the saddest/best songs that Mac wrote imo