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Murphy’s law / Sc -codyb_35

[jimmie @codyb35]

YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT!

[jimmie @codyb35]

If it ain’t like Jim and Pam I don’t want it

[jimmie @codyb35]

@kolbie_paul22 They got my ass the same way

[KP @kolbie_paul22]

Never forget titty Tuesday

[jimmie @codyb35]

Nothing sobers you up faster than having to buy a plan B

[Nate @lnrobertson462]

From now on I’ll only date females who’s parents are divorced.. I’m trying to double down on thanksgiving and Christmas meals.

[jimmie @codyb35]

I think for Halloween I’ll be a boyfriend. That shit is terrifying

[jacob thompson @JacobbbWayne]

this is type of energy i need if imma settle for some pre-owned tootie

[kennedy🪐 @kenneluvv]

getting my number is pointless, i txt for 2 minutes then disappear😂

[jimmie @codyb35]

Idk if it’s the change in the weather or if my life is finally coming together but I’m really kicking ass right now

[D @DariaJaneJinks]

omg 🤣

[jimmie @codyb35]

I met the love of my life lastnight but I’ll probably never see her again so ima need @pecos_rooftops to put out some more music for me to drink too.

[jimmie @codyb35]

@kaaaaaty_97 I told you not to refer to me as boy outside of the bedroom 🙄

[jimmie @codyb35]

Not that it’s a pity party or anything but at this point I’m so lonely I respond to porn bots… the grammar sucks but they text back hella quick.

[jimmie @codyb35]

Landon better suck it up because we’re going to some haunted houses this year

[jimmie @codyb35]

My son need a blue eyed step mom

[jimmie @codyb35]

If she only post pictures of her and her friends she’s probably the ugly friend

[jimmie @codyb35]

@kaaaaaty_97 🧢

[jimmie @codyb35]

Boss “ I need you to download this app so you can handle the photos”
Me “ if I gotta delete tinder you gonna have to find someone else”

[EASY E 🏗 @dieselgentlemen]

If you don’t get it you’re too young