Cody Beauregard

We all die, the goal isnt to live forever but to create something that will

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Mondays are a lot like a dry hand job.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls, if your man is an athlete then send him a good luck text before a game. Guys actually love that stuff.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Everybody knows and HATES those Facebook Couples. http://t.co/gGdI6i2JQk #Video

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

RIP -- So true. http://t.co/qYQwjqvXFt

[First World Life @FirstWorldLife]

It's difficult to read the screen on my smart phone through the polarized lenses of my Ray-Ban sunglasses. #FirstWorldProblems

[Guff @guff]

Girls who ignore their phone when they're with you>>>

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Plan For Tomorrow: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.

[Guff @guff]

Lost respect for a lot of people this year.

[First World Life @FirstWorldLife]

My Ferrari won't Start #FirstWorldProblems

[Cody Beauregard @Codybeauregard]

So let me get this right... Keys in the truck, all doors unlocked, windows down wallet n cell phone on… http://t.co/duYd3574YE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We get re-pissed about an old situation whenever we start thinking about it again.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a dude. Feels great until you look down and realize you're gay

[Guff @guff]

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

[Cody Beauregard @Codybeauregard]

Haha #Camaro #FTW http://t.co/LktfAMtXUy