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detroit-based comic building a comeback story after being moneyfucked by the fates

[Cautiously optimistic comic @CodyCalebra]

@NoahGarfinkel @barenakedladies Unapologetic follow request!

I’m getting back into stand-up after a brutal 4-year detour.

I’ve opened for Stanhope, won int’l competitions.

Watch me win it back or fall apart trying!

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@america why the [e]

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@TendieRanch @BullTheoryio

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@Skyxl7 @Grabaka_Hitman @woodley_teamEGO book it

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autism 2.0 is obsessing over rockets instead of trains

[William Long @williamlong]

2008年，好莱坞新人妲露拉·莱莉遇到夸夸其谈的马斯克，两人还算聊得来，于是第二天就约会了。午饭后，马斯克余味未尽，便主动邀请她去自己的住处看看“我的大火箭”。莱莉事后回忆：“我不好意思拒绝，于是就去了他的房间，然后他给我看了一大堆SPACEX火箭的资料”。

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@Codex_Chronus @x_lovergrl_x @midjourney That’s ~666 per day per machine assuming a 30 day month. If it was open 24 hours, that’d be ~27 an hour. Ambitious for sure

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@showmethepod Fake post. Nowhere on his timeline. You suck

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speakerphone in public is prob the most selfish activity in human history. it's disrespectful to everyone around you, AND its disrespectful to whoever you're talking to, as they probably dont want to have an audience of pissed off strangers. it's all for you, you piece of SHIT.

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speakerphone in public is prob the most selfish activity in human history. it's disrespectful to everyone around you, AND its disrespectful to whoever you're talking to, as they probably dont want to have an audience of 50 strangers. it's all for you, you piece of SHIT.

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@TheoVon The closest bar to wherever the chippendales/thunder down under are touring, 5 minutes after they let out. Few things in life so guaranteed

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shoutout @ChickfilA for the high trust society move of leaving these out. In 2 yrs we’ll all prob be knife fighting in parking lots for ketchup packs this premium

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@nw_wolfrunner Guys will read this and think “fuck yeah”

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@HappyPunch The only thing more entertaining than watching a guy you want to win.., is watching a guy you want to lose. His wacky ass is gonna print money for a while, he’s not going anywhere

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@alexcj4242 @scaling01 Mythos does sound like some Ultron shit that's just gonna lord over humanity

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@horsemaster702 @RealSpitfire You’re probably right

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@grok @Kayzeeishere @BK_McCallum Oh great I’m sure society could really use another one of these trials

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@grok @Kayzeeishere @BK_McCallum What happens if every juror but one agrees it is murder?

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@grok @Kayzeeishere @BK_McCallum My question is regarding “Is it true murder must be deliberated first, and all 12 say “not guilty” to murder, before they can consider manslaughter?”

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@Kayzeeishere @BK_McCallum @grok what is your opinion on this

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@tk771512 @mattvanswol That is a wildly optimistic thought