Dan Cody

[Dan Cody @codydancody]

Beware the ides of March

[Maple Ridge-Pitt Meadows News @MapleRidgeNews]

Maple Towers Baptist Housing celebrates 40 years in #MapleRidge https://t.co/dzk3oC81fP

[chelan @chelan_scott]

@TheBabylonBee @codydancody

[Dan Cody @codydancody]

Beware the #IdesofMarch

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

Abbotsford crews are responding to a report of a person that got a nose bleed and for a 2nd person who fainted after seeing the blood.

[Stefanos Tsitsipas @stefanos]

There should be a millennial edition of the Monopoly game. You just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

[Richard Zussman @richardzussman]

I hope no one talks to me the way the BC Ferries intercom lady talks to the car owner of the Lexus from Alberta who left their car running. #bcpoli

[Dan Cody @codydancody]

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[Dan Cody @codydancody]

This is outrageously outrageous... In a good way!

[ATP Tour @atptour]

Let him hear it 🗣

@denis_shapo | @InteBNLdItalia | #IBI22

[Match Point Canada @MatchPointCAN]

Congrats to @beccamarino90, who captured the women's ITF singles titles from Arcadia, California today!

She defeated 🇺🇸Alycia Parks 7-6, 6-1.

Marino is projected to rise 19 spots to #123 in the rankings tomorrow!

[Match Point Canada @MatchPointCAN]

🚨CHAMPION IN MONTERREY🚨

🇨🇦Leylah Annie Fernandez rallies from 4-1 down in the 3rd, saves FIVE match points and beats Camila Osorio 6-7, 6-4, 7-6 to win her second career WTA singles title!

Both have come at the @Abierto_GNP from Monterrey.

INCREDIBLE FIGHT!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Today, a lot of women are opening their Valentine’s gift of leftover Super Bowl nachos.

[Match Point Canada @MatchPointCAN]

🇨🇦Vasek Pospisil is off to the quarterfinals of the #ATP Forli Challenger with a 7-6, 6-3 win over 🇮🇹Matteo Gigante.

Nice start to 2022 so far for @VasekPospisil! 🇨🇦 💪

[ATPCup @ATPCup]

There's a first for everything 🇨🇦🏆

#ATPCup

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m confused on where the “Theranos Trial” fits in the Marvel Universe.

[Vasek Pospisil @VasekPospisil]

What a battle. This one was special 🙏🏼. So much support out there, loved every minute of it. Shout out to those urging me on throughout the match. You guys are the best. See you on Thursday 🎾#usopen 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Have an idea for a show: The Masked Singer except no masks, and it’s not celebrities, and they’re British and they bake stuff.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Cicada to-do list:
1. Emerge
2. Make noise

[Dan Cody @codydancody]

Beware the #IdesofMarch