cody fauber

Some may say that I'm an X-Man......I'm not.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

I bet vanna white is super tired of clapping for people that solved the puzzle.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

@molsjk i don't know bout the rest of em but ill come say hey

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Pound for pound, the strongest organisms on Earth are gonorrhea bacteria—they can pull 100,000 times their body weight.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

I love political statements from drunken morons. #JustKidding

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

"Taking candy from a baby" is actually a responsible thing to do.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

@Matt_G_77 yeah justin uptons been horrible for us.....psych. on point as fuck.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

If I'm whistling, you're not allowed to start whistling beside me. #ItsMyTurn

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

I'm pretty sure i could field goal a baby. #SorryMoms

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

@Matt_G_77 hahaha. Just put some vaseline between your cheeks and watch the padres dominate this season.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Hahaha @Matt_G_77 Thanks for craig kimbrel. Have fun with carlos quentin.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Aaaand cauley-stein is a bitch for leaving the court early. I hope he gets drafted by the knicks. #BecauseTheKnicksSuck

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Those poor Kentucky basketball players. Its not as if they won't be making millions next year....oh wait

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

@Matt_G_77 that is fucking hilarious. I thought that game was O.J. Getaway '94

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Wow martha stewart was hilarious on the bieber roast. Who woulda thunk it

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Ouchkabibbles. Even my butt hurts after that. #VaselineDidntHelpAtAll

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

@neiltyson amen to that brother. And I'm not even a genius scientist.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

Well that escalated quickly. Oh well at least we don't live in kentucky. #AshleyJuddSucksBalls

[For The Men @ForTheMen]

Lebron better than Jordan? Pshh, we can talk when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

[cody fauber @codyfauber]

West! The fuck! Virginia! Another border battle comin up. #HatfieldsAndMccoys