Cody

Run from it or learn from it

[Cody @codygarvey]

Hey @FedEx, is it company policy to block driveways?!

[Cody @codygarvey]

I swear my wife has the first half of every one of our conversations in her head before she gets me involved..

There’s no way I’m spontaneously blacking out this often and missing all the details she thinks I already know..

[Cody @codygarvey]

6.5 hour drive from Wisconsin Dells to Yankton today… not to toot my own horn, but my driving had my wife irrationally gasp less than 10 times… beep beep

[Cody @codygarvey]

2 things I learned on our quick little 5 hour family trip to Rochester, MN this afternoon

1. If the name of a river or creek isn’t labeled before we cross the bridge, I get sad

2. Much like myself, if my wife’s iPhone doesn’t do what she wants when she wants…suffer the wrath

[Cody @codygarvey]

The wife likes to toss me 1 sincere “I’m sorry” per calendar year… she’s really holding on this year’s until the last minute

[Cody @codygarvey]

Internal monologue during the entirety of the wife’s wrong directions meltdown…

[Cody @codygarvey]

I love car trips with the wife when she thinks out loud the entire trip, IN QUESTION FORM… and I get to guess if I should answer her or not…

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

What vibe is she putting out?

[Cody @codygarvey]

Family trips in the car are truly a testament to how resilient my wife really is…

Even after she uses so much energy being annoyed with everything I do, she still summons the strength to eat all the snacks I brought for myself

…a true inspiration

[Cody @codygarvey]

Update on pictures….

My wife’s current attitude regarding our family….

[Cody @codygarvey]

Newborn/family pictures this morning…

unrealistic expectations meet reality..

[Cody @codygarvey]

“Comparison is the thief of joy.” -

Theodore Roosevelt

I disagree, bro…

The thief of joy is traveling as a family when your wife tells you one time to leave, has a totally different time in her head..and is mad regardless because the line @Starbucks is too long…

[Cody @codygarvey]

Apparently any car ride as a family longer than 10 minutes has devolved into me simply reminding/repeating to my wife…

“I am NOT the enemy…”

[Cody @codygarvey]

Mounted and hung a new shower curtain rod w/ the wife… there was no talks of divorce from the boss… I feel very uncomfortable as this situation is brand new to me..

[Cody @codygarvey]

Just jokingly asked the wife if @lululemon can be dried… probably should’ve had an alternate sleeping situation planned first

[Cody @codygarvey]

Walked into the house after taking oldest 3 girls to the beach… nonchalantly caught a fly in my hand and washed it down the sink without breaking eye contact with the wife….peak performance husband

[Cody @codygarvey]

Love having to leaf blow out my garage every 45 seconds because my wife is the only eternal optimist in the Midwest that believes our garage faces in such a direction that the wind won’t immediately blow that last 2 to 3 specks back in and I’ll have to start all over….

[Cody @codygarvey]

Pregnant wife update.. apparently my face is just stupid enough to keep plugging along ..

[Cody @codygarvey]

Pregnant wife is out looking for blood predator style.. I’m dodging insults & grievances like Muhammad Ali in his prime at this point

[Cody @codygarvey]

To the ‘Billion-to-1’ bettor who just put money on me vs. my (pregnant) wife… go check that ticket! You still lost… sorry