things my gf says

things my gf says

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Hi there many of you know me as things my gf says. But my name is Cody and I’m homeless now. I used to live in my truck but it got totaled and now I’m absolutely screwed. Anything helps even if it’s just a dollar. https://t.co/42xcJkJutr #help #helpme #homesforhomeless #gofundme

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

@Jacksepticeye will u be playing @insomniacgames wolverine?

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

My girlfriend said “my bad I’m slow” I said I am too and she said that we are slow in different ways and that’s good because we compliment each others slowness.

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

If only kratos could hear the way assmongoldless and others have talked about his wife. It’d be game over for all of yall.

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

@erequendi Give me 5k and I’ll show you

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

“What do you want my tears? So you can bottle them up and drink them? That’s weird.” I didn’t know how to respond someone please help?

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

We weren’t talking about that anymore. We were talking about adding inches.

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Ai can’t do everything yall

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Charlie Kirk didn’t die he got kirknapped - my gf

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Me : “do u want a shooter”
*Asks again*
Her : ima shooter u if u don’t shut up

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

She just said she doesn’t want kids but she ESPECIALLY doesn’t want my kids. Ngl that stung a bit but it’s funny so it’s ok.

[YouSceneThis? @YouSceneThis]

The unaired pilot of The Big Bang Theory had a super weird version of Sheldon...

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

She got mad at me and couldn’t find another another word to call me so she called me a zucchini

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Hot take : Gotham knights was a great game

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“You can’t afford to be a bitch right now Cody” my gf

[Marco @Marco_Acortes]

Corona virus....its coming

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

Zohran won. Cry about it. Let me feast on ur republican tears.

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Glow down of the century please help me yall

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Why do we call people who aren’t in the country legally “aliens”. It’s so dehumanizing and the only people that call them that are white people that are here legally because they were born here.

[things my gf says @codygotconfused]

@DanielRPK Limitless