Cody Jacobs

Dad joke teller extraordinaire.

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

Ted Bundy documentary: “He has a degree is Psychology, very bright, attractive.”

Me about my wife: “she has a degree in Psychology, very bright, attractive”

It’s fine. I’m fine.

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

It’s been a minute, Twi….X. #TikTok https://t.co/Qx8pL4yFeY

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

This is an open apology to my laptop mouse. I’m sorry for taking you for granted . I didn’t know how much I needed you until I left you at home. My clicks are broken, never to be whole again. I can feel the carpel tunnel setting in. This is my fate.

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

7yo: How long is 10 minutes?
Me: 600 seconds
7yo: No, like how many Bluey episodes it it?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

Happy new year!! 🎆 #LoneStarNYE

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LUKA MAGIC FORCES OT 🤯

HE ALREADY HAS A 50-POINT TRIPLE-DOUBLE!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Mavericks unveiled a Dirk statue outside of the arena 👏

(📸 @GrantAfseth)

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

LIONEL MESSI FINALLY GETS HIS WORLD CUP! 🐐🏆

[ESPN @espn]

MESSI AND ARGENTINA ARE WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS 🙌 🏆

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

MESSI AND ARGENTINA HAVE WON THE 2022 WORLD CUP 🏆

GOAT ✅ @espnfc

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

@AC_McKinley I’ve never heard that guy before 😂

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

Oh my.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THIS ONE-HANDED TD SNAG 😱

(via @LibertyFootball)

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

@danitrisha Spot. On. 😂

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

Happiest of birthdays to my birthday twin, @elonmusk! 🚀

[Kevin Hageland @OThankKevin]

THIS ...
This is the person who took @Suns soul tonight!!! #MFFL

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

@cryptodad316 @omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT Yw

[Cody Jacobs @CodyJacobs]

@cryptodad316 @omnimorphs @NFT_NYC @PLINFT So sick.