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[cody @codyjholman]

Everyone pretty much picks their significant other from a hat these days. Lol

[cody @codyjholman]

Hindsight is 20/20.

[cody @codyjholman]

I want it to get cold so i dont have to see girls wearing Jesus sandals anymore acting like they’re cute. Leave those Jerusalem Cruisers at home pls n thx

[cody @codyjholman]

Alcohol and cheese based snacks are a winning combination. 12/10 would consume.

[cody @codyjholman]

*goes to KT*

*sees half of abington alumni*

[cody @codyjholman]

Tryna buy another dirt bike. Its been too long since i had something unnecessarily dangerous.

[cody @codyjholman]

Listening to “sound cloud rappers” doesnt make you interesting, it means you like trash music.

[cody @codyjholman]

Grown ass men love to tell me to shave my back and shit like that.. shave your vagina homeboy.

[cody @codyjholman]

Underage kids love flaunting their trips to local dive bars via their fake i.d. #lol

[cody @codyjholman]

Everyones a tough guy on the internet.

[GS @SonziGuitarist]

Girls will go on holiday once, take a picture like this & upload it to Snapchat every week with the caption “take me back”

[cody @codyjholman]

People settle for subpar shit like its their job

[cody @codyjholman]

Yall werent kidding. Snapchat is officially trash

[cody @codyjholman]

Its 2018, you can stop pulling your pants up to your tits now.

[cody @codyjholman]

Saftmfb

[cody @codyjholman]

If your significant other is trash as a person then news flash: youre trash too 🙂

[cody @codyjholman]

You are the company you keep.

[cody @codyjholman]

People fuckin love handouts. You got that, im gonna work for my shit thanks.

[cody @codyjholman]

In life, if you don’t play you’ll watch others score.