Cody K

I stand in front of the clock cause im ahead of the time

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

Not to use phrase living the dream loosely but as I sit in my hotel room post-wedding eating White Castle while watching lifetime movie about baby born in Walmart, I struggle to describe this situation better

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@kbizzle18 A lot of other random things can come from looking at this but hard to ignore that Jokic is having an insane outlier season in total contribution

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@kbizzle18 Their list at least somewhat passes smell test of mixed with a lot of best superstars at top along with a few guys who fall in some combination of underrated/good at defense/matches ideally in system or game situation/random variance

[1926 Live @100YearsAgoLive]

The University of Illinois football team disqualifies nine players after confirmation that the students accepted payment to play in a semi-professional game in Carlinville, Illinois on November 27. Each received $200 for one game, which is against college football rules.

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

There was never a question

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

Wild @Twitter is supporting the argument that the 2016 primary election against Bernie Sanders was fair by quoting, Donna Brazile, who gave Hillary Clinton debate questions ahead of time. https://t.co/rd9zJvidmy

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@mollylambert Absurdism > nihilism

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@d_funnyshit My mom told us there was no Santa when we were still really young bc she couldn’t afford to buy good presents from both Santa and her and she wanted the credit

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@GrantBrisbee Looks like a claw deck type of guy

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

As a person who just started watching Alabama game two minutes ago, seems like they should have called these plays earlier

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@mags_mclaugh Sounds like an Eleanor game

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@TomFornelli that or Jackson State being the worst basketball team of all time are the only two possibilities

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

there have been some classic "mascots standing under the upright and getting really upset about field goals" moments over the years but I think this might be an all-timer

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

I hear that WMD is the bomb

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

I love John Harbaugh

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

The circle of cop life

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@d_funnyshit If you aren’t on r/hermancainaward you are missing out… could read it for hours if you haven’t been on before

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@TomFornelli A touchdown

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

@d_funnyshit @JoeBiden I refuse to pay off my student loans. I want to believe