cody lassiter

just your average dud

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

@HOLMESY_17 @ColeBuss_18 @NHLFlames @SafewayCanada Nope

[Bill Rotheisler @Bar_Down_Bill]

You sent me this when it was supposed to be my turn. The support that you were a part of let me live. I am crushed that I can never return the favor. Mort, you deserve so much better. Thank you for everything that you gave me, I'm praying for you and your fond family #SaddleUp

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

@JonnyBones @ColeBuss_18

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Every time a field goal is scored I slide a grape up my ass.
I currently have 4 grapes in my ass.

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

If the queen was on the liver king diet god only knows how much longer she’d be ruling England

[Upper Deck @UpperDeckSports]

“Every kid, every hockey player always dreams of having their face on a hockey card. Today Upper Deck has made you a hockey card, your very own.” - @cmcdavid97 on Ben Stelter’s trading card

#CollectTheBest

[Mike Stelter @m_dan25]

Ben finished his last day of radiation today and rang the bell. It wouldn’t be Ben if he didn’t throw in a “Go Oilers”. He’s celebrating tonight by going to the @EdmontonOilers game. Let’s make it 4-0 with Ben!!! #LetsGoOilers We’re proud of you Buddy!

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

You think you’ve felt pain?? Has your gym crush ever walked in with a another guy??

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

Yacht parties >

[Cole Busslinger @ColeBuss_18]

You vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

There goes my hero

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

@HOLMESY_17 Shut up

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

You see this @emalkin71geno?

[cody lassiter @codylass7]

To the rocket cutting my hair at Tommy Guns.... sorry for the pimply face

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

If you can be one thing, be efficient.

[Kelsie Snow @kelsieswrites]

We’ve had a rough go lately. Choosing positivity has been hard & some days it’s felt like the sadness was pulling us under. But not today. Today @ChrisSnowCGY skated for the first time since getting his feeding tube. Today we remembered Chris is not dying, he is LIVING.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This guy is an embarrassment to hockey. Get him off the fucking air you losers @NBCSN

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

The same people who say President Trump doesn’t know anything about medicine...

Think Greta Thunberg is a climate expert.

Let that sink in.