bad dad

[mimi @vain_gogh]

Skater dick

[bad dad @codyortiz_]

Omfg!!!! Dukeee!!!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

How Duke fans filled out their brackets 😂 https://t.co/QcgO7RR3Qo

[bad dad @codyortiz_]

Me calling into work today just to watch basketball all day

[bad dad @codyortiz_]

Damn it I had faith in seton hall

[CafecremeSkateblog @cafecremeskate]

Best clip ever filmed at D-Rock
#dennisbusenitz

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Duke takes down FSU to win the ACC Title 👿

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

There has never been a Duke player as well liked by non Duke fans as Zion.

[BLM @NiggaTarzan]

Ok but is the daughter making any effort to try & see him? There’s 2 sides.

[bad dad @codyortiz_]

DUKE!

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

So which is it?

[mari @leom0on]

if ur detached and pretend like u have no feelings to be cool and edgy stay away from me im trying to be my passionate self and love w all my heart and soul w/o u making me feel stupid for it

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

How your girl acts 30 minutes after arguing with you for no reason https://t.co/hGWg8qjsII

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

My six year old: Mommy, can I say a swear? Me: Sure, why don’t you whisper it to me. Him, whispering: Actually it’s a question. When someone says ‘goddamn asshole’, is it h-o-l-e, or w-h-o-l-e?

[bad dad @codyortiz_]

“Wine tasting is just four play for ass eating”

[adri @rofnl]

when my mom meant slurpee.

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

her: don’t push my buttons today, i’m not in the mood.

me: