Chodysseus

Retired Cyberbully. If you’re bored, then you’re boring.

[B🎃ne Daddy @KyleyStyley]

One day we all drank our last Sobe and nobody told us it was gonna be

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Pesticides and Pedophiles.
Why do both get immunity?

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

don't piss me off with some tall-ass burger

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

the menswear guy has been QUIET since this dropped

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[Cal Leveen @CalgaryLeveen]

Bring these jobs home 🇺🇸

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

RIP to everyone that has ever died.
WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

Get out and vote!

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

I recently got a new air conditioner and I cannot tell you how long the guy tried to sell me a smart thermostat.

"I literally want the dumbest thermostat you have. Mechanical if they still make them."
"But.."
"No."

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Modelo

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

[Chodysseus @codyrf10]

wonder if chick fil a is open today

[Cannabis Biz Times @CBTmag]

Our new issue is here!

On the cover: @TexasOriginalCC Bets Big

Inside: Why measuring manganese matters; fending off fungus gnats; make-or-break greenhouse considerations; America’s most popular cultivars; and more!

Check it out: https://t.co/Yggkyw9LsT

[Texas Original @TexasOriginalCC]

Good morning, y’all. ☀️ Our new #MedicalCannabis facility is coming along in beautiful Bastrop, Texas. #GrownForTexansByTexans #Bastrop #Texas #MedicalMarijuana

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u ever see me slouched tell me to stand up straight and don’t be afraid to yell

[Jaydon Hart @JaydonHart]

A rivalry continued. San Angelo Central vs Odessa Permian, 7 p.m. tomorrow night at San Angelo Stadium. #txhsfb

[Chodysseus @codyrf10]

motivated by the lack of doubt 🖖🏼