cody smith

baby daddy • former hogman the intruder • former bean the giver • yo dj ain’t my dj

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

"I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."

In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.

Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: CNN just aired a devastating montage of all the times that Donald Trump accused others of using their public office to make money. Donald Trump's net worth has almost tripled since he took office. Everything he accuses others of is an open admission.

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

the highschool she attended was $20k USD a year..,

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Americans realizing Trump out-traded Pelosi in just 1 year compared to what she did in 25 years

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The White House is crashing out because The Weather Channel reported the weather 🤣

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We already ran this scenario during the civil war and area #2 lost, numbnuts

[Praise @tufpraise]

Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[cody smith @codysmith38]

If vessel fw Bilmuri, I bet he would’ve adored issues

[cody smith @codysmith38]

Do crackheads wash their spoons or is it more of a don’t wash the cast iron type deal

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @royaltyvelvet]

that moment when your work, your school, and your hobby makes you feel sad

[👩🏾‍🔬👩🏾‍🏭🌸🏴‍☠️ 💙🌕🖤 @N3YYZ0N6]

thank God

[Marcus @STOPFLEXIN]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos